I shit my pants today

[Condor]

Re: I shit my pants today

I dread to think how your body will react to Odin. :shock:

At least if you did it with Oden, you could claim that sharting your pants was the Will of The Allfather, and youre crapping your way to Valhalla.


I was seriously thinking about it, and yes, It is good you didnt do it while AT work, and it could be worse....G.G. Allin would call you an amatuer.

[Steel Blue 91]

Two things to remember:

1. Never waste a hard-on.
2. NEVER trust a fart.


Welcome to the bortherhood of those who have sharted.

[spirit72]

Silly Rabbit, Trix Are For Kids!

[Xobeloot]

At least you were in your car bro!

The last time I shit myself like that I was wearing white shorts walking through a square in Rome ops:

I feel for ya!

[spirit72]

The last time I shit myself like that I was wearing white shorts walking through a square in Rome ops:

I suppose it wasn't St. Peter's Square, huh......

[TBD]

Two things to remember:

1. Never waste a hard-on.
2. NEVER trust a fart.


Welcome to the bortherhood of those who have sharted.

Well, you beat me to it. I though "NEVER trust a fart" was funny until I met one of the untrustworthy ones.

[Premium Parrots]

"cakefarts" anyone?





put a www and a .com and you are there




a link one of our dear members sent to me.

[JBean]

lol.. ok this thread made my day....

just when I start wondering why I like hanging wit the guys... hehehe

[sychodelix]

I've said it several times and I'll say it again. Too much caffeine and high levels of nicotine DON'T MIX. Matter of fact, I'm changing that to my signature. There.

[JBean]

I've said it several times and I'll say it again. Too much caffeine and high levels of nicotine DON'T MIX. Matter of fact, I'm changing that to my signature. There.

....i dont see it in your sig....

[texasmade]

he probably had to make a run

[bearcat87]

haha cakefarts. Not what I was expecting.

[Dead Rabbit]

At least you were in your car bro!

The last time I shit myself like that I was wearing white shorts walking through a square in Rome ops:

I feel for ya!

that must have been a nightmare

[texasmade]

haha cakefarts. Not what I was expecting.

haha same here

[bearcat87]

I'm picturing xobe walking through Rome with a visor, bushy beard, fat lip of snus, the baaaa means no t-shirt, camera around the neck, and a waterfall of shit flowing like beer on st. patty's day down the back of his leg.

Oh god, I'm gunna have nightmares.