I shit my pants today

[Mullolley]

Now that I've found the perfect bump picture, I've forgotten why I was bumping this. I mean, it should always be bumped, but I was doing something else when I thought about this thread and now I forgot. Oh well. BUMP!!!

[Premium Parrots]

thats pretty cheezy.........the dude uses a stick?!?

[Mullolley]

I remembered why I wanted to bump this. The first time I read it, I couldn't look at any of the links because I was at work. I instantly regret looking at any of the ones after cakefarts. I almost puked during the broken jar one. I couldn't watch any of them all the way to the end. *shudders*

[Premium Parrots]

Oh but you MUST watch the Jarman all the way thru. You must, you must. You will learn WHY he does it. Well, other than the fact that he's f**king crazy.








edited by PP for the F bomb.

















WTH you editing my posts for?
























Cuz Ice wants us to keep it reasonably clean in here


















screw you, don't edit my posts butt wipe















bite me










Hey get outa my post damit



















only if you get out of my head first

















nevermind

[Premium Parrots]

..........and the cheeze stands alone.











ha ha I'm gona edit this post too. See.....

[Jason]

Uh oh, somebody forgot to take their meds again... :P

[daruckis]

oh! thanks jason. only my third glass of whisky and i almost forgot.

*pops a handful of valium*

must be slipping in my old age.

[justintempler]

Some people have too much time on their hands...

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[dupee419]

this has to be one of the funniest things i've seen i a long time :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Veganpunk]

This poor guy. He pours his .......heart out, and then he's gone. And we won't let his legacy die!

I guess the answer to his original post is yes, he will be known forever on snuson as the guy who shit his pants.

[spike]

Bump for this awesome thread.

[spike]

bum bump

[chadizzy1]

Re: I shit my pants today

Despite the reputation for the internet being full of boasting blowhards and liars, its also a place for brutal honesty. So, I feel like getting this off my chest. I'm driving to work today drinking a coffee and snusing the new Thunder. At which point, a different thunder rumbled. No problem, we have all been their before. Or at least I thought. In a span of 10 seconds I was dripping in cold sweat. Within 3 minutes, I was driving my truck absolutely humiliated with myself. There just was not any of the options your probably thinking of. Yes friends, I shit my ****ing pants.

Don't worry, I won't disgust you with the course of action I had to take.

While, on one hand, I'm cracking up about it and expect to...uh...catch some shit for it, on the other I'm questioning my entire existence. I can bench 335 pounds, I can bluff in poker without a soul knowing, all in. I can hit 320 yard bombs in softball, I can debate with the best of them and my wife is hot.

But I shit my pants.

I know the the nic hit and the coffee had something to do with it. But, I'm still at a loss to explain what happened. I'm at home right now, obviously calling in sick.

Can a grown man bounce back from this with his old swagger? Will I always be known as the dude who shit his pants now at snuson?

WTF????????????????????????????????????

haven't seen this guy post in a while, since i've been on here. he must be in hiding.

[wa3zrm]

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[zmanzero]

i hate to admit this, but when i see this thread i can't help but get a big grin on my face.