I shit my pants today

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  • Premium Parrots
    Super Moderators
    • Feb 2008
    • 9759

    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





    I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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    • Condor
      Member
      • Sep 2008
      • 752

      This one wont die- and I love it.

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      • Snus Boost
        Member
        • Jan 2011
        • 640

        I saw a thread asking about PP and it made me think about when I first came to Snuson of course that train of thought led to this gem. I figured it was worth reviving!

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        • Jean78
          Member
          • Apr 2009
          • 97

          I had stomach issues plus headache the other day. Half asleep I thought I farted, but I quickly realized it was pee out my ass. In my bed. I had to run down the stairs where my wife wanted me to take the kids. I had to tell her, that I needed at bath first.

          Its no shame. So I tell myself.

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          • whalen
            Member
            • May 2009
            • 6593

            Yes!!!!! The ultimate snuson thread!
            wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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            • Frosted
              Member
              • Mar 2010
              • 5798

              The only time I get up early.

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              • squeezyjohn
                Member
                • Jan 2008
                • 2497

                Well come on then you miserable bunch ... stop being all maudlin' ... just start being as unbelievably rude and sick to each other as you used to and you will honour the man who started this thread ... wherever he is.

                I, of course, would never participate in such a thing ... I'm too much of a gentleman!
                Squeezyjohn

                Sometimes wrong and sometimes right .... but ALWAYS certain!!!

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                • whalen
                  Member
                  • May 2009
                  • 6593

                  Originally posted by squeezyjohn View Post
                  Well come on then you miserable bunch ... stop being all maudlin' ... just start being as unbelievably rude and sick to each other as you used to and you will honour the man who started this thread ... wherever he is.

                  I, of course, would never participate in such a thing ... I'm too much of a gentleman!
                  Below me Mate!:topsy_turvy:
                  wiki "Popcorn Sutton" a true COOT!

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                  • Skell18
                    Member
                    • May 2012
                    • 7067

                    Was on the Eurostar from Brussels to London yesterday, was some touching cloth going on as I had been on a train from berlin since 10am, I refuse to PPP in public. Hiwever, the farts coming out were just wrong, and I mean carriage clearing wrong! I fell asleep at one point and I almost followed through!

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                    • bill77.017
                      Member
                      • Jul 2010
                      • 2279

                      Lol. Jesus Skell, too much information, hahaha. Hope you incinerated your jazzbags when you got home.

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                      • Skell18
                        Member
                        • May 2012
                        • 7067

                        They will be Bill, don't worry! Tjatrs if they don't melt themsleves before I get to open the suit case again, i'm scared to check!

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                        • bill77.017
                          Member
                          • Jul 2010
                          • 2279

                          Originally posted by Skell18 View Post
                          They will be Bill, don't worry! Tjatrs if they don't melt themsleves before I get to open the suit case again, i'm scared to check!
                          Hahahaha.....

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                          • wa3zrm
                            Member
                            • May 2009
                            • 4436

                            Students told to lower pants for poop inspection, parents outraged

                            GUSTINE, Texas — A group of students at an elementary school in Texas were apparently asked to lower their pants for a poop inspection on Monday.
                            School educators told two dozen students they were regularly finding feces on the gym floor. The students were then separated into groups of boys and girls and ordered to “pull down their pants” so administrators could “check if they could find anything.”

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