I shit my pants today

**jamesstew** · 09-02-09, 04:36 PM

Henceforth on this forum you will be "The dude who shit his pants".

**lxskllr** · 09-02-09, 04:59 PM

A+ for honesty :^)

I guess the nicotine hit too hard. I wouldn't worry about it, take it easy on the Thunder though.

I don't like the new trend of high nic snus. All it'll do in the end is raise the bar of nicotine tolerance. It's strikes me as being the same as happily sniffing heroin, then deciding to start shooting up, for no other reason than a better buzz for a couple of weeks.

**Condor** · 09-02-09, 06:01 PM

We can call you 'Mark Messier' or 'Diapers'.

Dude, when I was a kid i thought all I had to do was fart and I shit my pants.

I guess that's why they say "shit happens". Because it can. And it did. There's no shame in blasting the chocolate shotgun in your pants. It's not like you do it every day, you got sick.

**Dead Rabbit** · 09-02-09, 06:38 PM

Originally posted by Condor

We can call you 'Mark Messier' or 'Diapers'.

There's no shame in ..

actually...lol...I'm here to tell you there is indeed a little bit of shame in blasting the chocolate shotgun in your pants...

anyone want to buy a truck? I think its time I turn her in....

**Condor** · 09-02-09, 06:49 PM

Originally posted by Dead Rabbit

Originally posted by Condor

We can call you 'Mark Messier' or 'Diapers'.

There's no shame in ..

actually...lol...I'm here to tell you there is indeed a little bit of shame in blasting the chocolate shotgun in your pants...

anyone want to buy a truck? I think its time I turn her in....

Look man, I was just trying to make you feel better. When a man sharts in his trousers you can't go kicking him when he's down. Its all about being a bro.

For sale. Work truck. Slight aftermarket shit streak/ wretched smell...

Just dont report it to CARFAX.

**Dead Rabbit** · 09-02-09, 06:57 PM

Originally posted by Condor

Originally posted by Dead Rabbit

Originally posted by Condor

We can call you 'Mark Messier' or 'Diapers'.

There's no shame in ..

actually...lol...I'm here to tell you there is indeed a little bit of shame in blasting the chocolate shotgun in your pants...

anyone want to buy a truck? I think its time I turn her in....

Look man, I was just trying to make you feel better. When a man sharts in his trousers you can't go kicking him when he's down. Its all about being a bro.

For sale. Work truck. Slight aftermarket shit streak/ wretched smell...

Just dont report it to CARFAX.

lol

**Premium Parrots** · 09-02-09, 07:01 PM

OH the humanity!!!!

IT appears thunder is an appropriate name for that snus.

So was it normal shit or was it real runny like when you are really sick? And what was your last meal? Did it look familiar?

There is a good side to this episode tho. At least we all now know that Dead Rabbit gives a shit.

8)

Lets be nice here.....never hit a man when hes brown

**RobsanX** · 09-02-09, 07:12 PM

Re: I shit my pants today

Originally posted by Dead Rabbit

Don't worry, I won't disgust you with the course of action I had to take.

Well, I hope it at least involved a u-turn... :lol:

**Starcadia** · 09-02-09, 07:53 PM

Oh, so that's what people mean by "mudslide".

I'm sure if you sell your truck seat on eBay some old Japanese man will pay good money for it.

**Dead Rabbit** · 09-02-09, 09:15 PM

Originally posted by Premium Parrots

OH the humanity!!!!

IT appears thunder is an appropriate name for that snus.

So was it normal shit or was it real runny like when you are really sick? And what was your last meal? Did it look familiar?

There is a good side to this episode tho. At least we all now know that Dead Rabbit gives a shit.

8)

Lets be nice here.....never hit a man when hes brown

there was a thunder like explosion and then my pants filled up with mud

**bearcat87** · 09-02-09, 09:49 PM

Man, sorry you crapped yourself. I think we have all been there. But on a lighter note it reminded me of this joke.

Son: "Daddy, I have to write a special report for school, but I don't know what Politics is."

Father: "Well, let's take our home as an example. I am the bread-winner, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mum is the administrator of money, so we'll call her Government. We take care of your need, so let's call you The People. We'll call the maid the Working Class and your brother we can call The Future. Do you understand son?"

Son: "I'm not really sure, Dad. I'll have to think about it."

That night awakened by his brother's crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. He went to the maid's room, where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheeded by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep.

The next morning he reported to his father.

Son: "Dad, now I think I understand what Politics is."

Father: "Good son! Can you explain it to me in your own words?"

Son: "Well Dad, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, Government is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored and the Future is full of Shit."

**texasmade** · 09-02-09, 09:57 PM

Originally posted by Condor

There's no shame in blasting the chocolate shotgun in your pants.

lmfao that made my day....

**Jason** · 09-02-09, 10:15 PM

Let the man who has never sharted cast the first stone. It's happened to all of us, dude.

At least it didn't happen AFTER you got to work.

**Paul Jolley** · 09-02-09, 11:03 PM

Re: I shit my pants today

Originally posted by Dead Rabbit

I'm driving to work today drinking a coffee and snusing the new Thunder. At which point, a different thunder rumbled... Yes friends, I shit my ****ing pants.

I dread to think how your body will react to Odin. :shock:

I shit my pants today

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