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  • Paul Jolley

    #31
    Originally posted by bearcat87
    I'm picturing xobe walking through Rome with a visor, bushy beard, fat lip of snus, the baaaa means no t-shirt, camera around the neck, and a waterfall of shit flowing like beer on st. patty's day down the back of his leg.
    Rofl

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    • texasmade
      Member
      • Jan 2009
      • 4159

      #32
      Originally posted by bearcat87
      I'm picturing xobe walking through Rome with a visor, bushy beard, fat lip of snus, the baaaa means no t-shirt, camera around the neck, and a waterfall of shit flowing like beer on st. patty's day down the back of his leg.

      Oh god, I'm gunna have nightmares.

      omfg thats hilarious lol...my sides hurt :lol: :lol:

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      • Xobeloot
        Member
        • Jan 2008
        • 2542

        #33
        Originally posted by bearcat87
        I'm picturing xobe walking through Rome with a visor, bushy beard, fat lip of snus, the baaaa means no t-shirt, camera around the neck, and a waterfall of shit flowing like beer on st. patty's day down the back of his leg.

        Oh god, I'm gunna have nightmares.
        Pretty damn close. I was drunk as hell and thought I could out-smart a fart.

        And yes PP, you are welcome for cakefarts! :lol:

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        • lxskllr
          Member
          • Sep 2007
          • 13435

          #34
          Originally posted by Premium Parrots
          "cakefarts" anyone?





          put a www and a .com and you are there




          a link one of our dear members sent to me.
          WoW!?!

          I thought I'd seen every tiny niche on the web. I guess I was wrong :^D

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          • Jason
            Member
            • Jan 2008
            • 1370

            #35
            Originally posted by Xobeloot

            And yes PP, you are welcome for cakefarts! :lol:
            How did I know..... :lol:

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            • Premium Parrots
              Super Moderators
              • Feb 2008
              • 9759

              #36
              thats pretty dam tame compared to the other one he sent me...........


              1man1jar

              add a www etc.



              it shows Mr. Xs "other" side.


              not for the faint of heart. Its truly the only link I ever thought I might regret passing along. but wth theres sonething for everybody on the www




              sure hope Ice don't ban me now. :roll:
              Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





              I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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              • snusjus
                Member
                • Jun 2008
                • 2674

                #37
                There was an incident last week when I came close to shitting my pants. I had a few burritos at Taco Bell, and one hour later, the urge to shit was extremely intense. As well, I was at work, which is one of the worst places to get that feeling. Thankfully, I made it to the toilet in time!

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                • Condor
                  Member
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 752

                  #38
                  Zaxby's does it to me....always gives me a raging case of the brown lazer.

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                  • cocsp2002
                    Member
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 509

                    #39
                    No pun intended, but Zaxby's is the SHIT!

                    Krystal's gets me every time though. Probably why I've gone twice in two years...

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                    • sychodelix
                      Member
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 280

                      #40
                      Fixed my signature :P

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                      • JBean
                        Member
                        • Jan 2009
                        • 445

                        #41
                        Originally posted by sychodelix
                        Fixed my signature :P
                        There it is! I lost sleep over that last night!!

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                        • outsidelinebacker20
                          Member
                          • Aug 2008
                          • 187

                          #42
                          This thread had me crying.............in a good way. BTW, I just remembered why I do not look at revolting web sites. Jeeeezzzzzz.......

                          Kevin

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                          • Condor
                            Member
                            • Sep 2008
                            • 752

                            #43
                            <object width="480" height="295"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/blwBvrFQy-Y&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/blwBvrFQy-Y&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="295"></embed></object>

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                            • bakerbarber
                              Member
                              • Jun 2008
                              • 1947

                              #44
                              classic

                              nice find condor.

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                              • Premium Parrots
                                Super Moderators
                                • Feb 2008
                                • 9759

                                #45
                                I'll never look at ice tea the same anymore. 8)
                                Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                                I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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