I shit my pants today

[Premium Parrots]

I'll never look at ice tea the same anymore. 8)

[Premium Parrots]

I'll never look at ice tea the same way anymore. 8)

[Xobeloot]

He won't look at ice tea the same way anymore. 8)

[Jason]

Few things disturb PP enough to warrant a triple post... :P

[holnrew]

First I need to get this out of the way...

:shock: :shock: :shock: HOLY MOSES MOTHER OF THE BICYCLE! That jar thing started off pretty tame, but then ****! Was that intentional?

Now on to business.

I crapped myself when I had food poisoning when I was 16. I woke up with bad stomach ache (I was on a campsite), my friend drove me to the supermarket so I could get something for it, got back in the car, thought "oh my trapped wind is ready to come out" but no... Then I ran back in the shop and was stuck on the toilet for 30 minutes. I must have made 20 trips to the toilet that day. At one point just clear liquid came out.

So I feel your pain. I've had a fair few sharts since then, but not major enough the be classed as self crappage.

[BMasiak]

@ cakefarts!

I can't say that I have ever shit my pants (that I can remember), but I feel for you, and I say shit happens, you'll be fine

[Premium Parrots]

First I need to get this out of the way...

:shock: :shock: :shock: HOLY MOSES MOTHER OF THE BICYCLE! That jar thing started off pretty tame, but then ****! Was that intentional?

Yep that was intentional. If you dare to look closely, all around the "entrance" and the legs is scarred up. Mostly around the "entrance". So hes done it before and surely does it on purpose. You can ask Xoleboot. I think he was taking the video.



So I posted the same thing 3 times? Where?

[holnrew]

First I need to get this out of the way...

:shock: :shock: :shock: HOLY MOSES MOTHER OF THE BICYCLE! That jar thing started off pretty tame, but then ****! Was that intentional?

Yep that was intentional. If you dare to look closely, all around the "entrance" and the legs is scarred up. Mostly around the "entrance". So hes done it before and surely does it on purpose. You can ask Xoleboot. I think he was taking the video.



So I posted the same thing 3 times? Where?

Bloody hell... what a mental.

You triple posted about halfway up the page.

And in some sort of thread related weirdness, I just had to run to the toilet and may have let a little bit out on the way.

[luckysealy]

i have also sharted twice in my life once before i left the house to go to work. the other while at work. both terrible experiences. i was sick a couple of weeks ago. sick enough to leave work early. the problem was i am working in vegas, an i live about a mile and a half off the strip. it was the longest mile and a half i've ever walked. i got the chance to visit several casino shitters on the way home. thankfully i didn't shit myself, but i came close several times.

[Premium Parrots]

What a crappy thread.


I don't see where I posted 3 Xs. Ease back on the nic my friend. :wink:

[MrAbstracto]

What a crappy thread.


I don't see where I posted 3 Xs. Ease back on the nic my friend. :wink:

[Lanci3250]

Re: I shit my pants today

Don't worry, I won't disgust you with the course of action I had to take.

Well, I hope it at least involved a u-turn... :lol:

Maybe not a u-turn, but definately skid marks!

[Xobeloot]

this one is for PP :lol:

meatspin

[holnrew]

"you spin me right round baby right round"

A song forever ruined.

[holnrew]

For a really disturbing (by disturbing I mean horrific) video I recommend bmepainolympics2 in a www com sandwich.