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  • rsuelzer
    Member
    • Feb 2009
    • 135

    New snus method.

    Anal Suppositories.

    Has anyone tried this? I think the nic buzz might be killer, however, judging by the way a sterk makes me have to crap, it might not work out properly. Or, it might be the perfect way to get it out.


    :lol:
  • holnrew
    Member
    • Jul 2008
    • 613

    #2
    You'd need some sort of lubrication; water based, lest it create a seal around the tobacco goodness.

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    • Premium Parrots
      Super Moderators
      • Feb 2008
      • 9759

      #3
      Originally posted by holnrew
      You'd need some sort of lubrication; water based, lest it create a seal around the tobacco goodness.
      ya know that from experiance I'm sure. :P
      Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





      I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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      • Ainkor
        Member
        • Sep 2008
        • 1144

        #4
        As if oral tobacco didn't have enough stigmas with it, now we can throw in anal tobacco too! Imagine the scenario:

        Anal Tobacco user:

        Johnny, feinding for a nic hit decides to rush around the corner to stuff a "plug" of snuff in him. He glances around, sees no one so he half drops his drawers and "stuffs" quick.

        Right at the worst moment, a lady and her little son walk around the corner and see the "plug stuffer" working his fix.

        Mother and son:

        Mother screams

        Son asks what is he doing?

        Mother says:

        Son, that's why tobacco is so bad. It makes you stick your fingers up your dirty little nether bits. I bet he didn't even wash his hands afterwards.

        The End

        Want to talk about tobacco getting a bad name? :P

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        • cocsp2002
          Member
          • Jul 2008
          • 509

          #5
          I won't name names, but leave it at you're not the first to think of this, and wouldn't be the first to try it.

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          • Condor
            Member
            • Sep 2008
            • 752

            #6
            Let me get this straight....that's NOT how the icetool is used????

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            • rsuelzer
              Member
              • Feb 2009
              • 135

              #7
              Originally posted by Condor
              Let me get this straight....that's NOT how the icetool is used????

              ROFL!

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              • Starcadia
                Member
                • May 2008
                • 646

                #8
                Asstool.

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                • outsidelinebacker20
                  Member
                  • Aug 2008
                  • 187

                  #9
                  Are we talking about my neighbor now?

                  Kevin

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                  • Xobeloot
                    Member
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 2542

                    #10
                    I'll try it in the morning and let you know what happens :wink:

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                    • Dead Rabbit
                      Member
                      • Mar 2008
                      • 315

                      #11
                      Re: New snus method.

                      Originally posted by rsuelzer
                      Anal Suppositories.

                      Has anyone tried this? I think the nic buzz might be killer, however, judging by the way a sterk makes me have to crap, it might not work out properly. Or, it might be the perfect way to get it out.


                      :lol:
                      just tape a portion to a gerbil's grill...

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                      • Premium Parrots
                        Super Moderators
                        • Feb 2008
                        • 9759

                        #12
                        ...........or put one in a jar. 8)
                        Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                        I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                        • Xobeloot
                          Member
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 2542

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Premium Parrots
                          ...........or put one in a jar. 8)
                          /puke

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                          • snusjus
                            Member
                            • Jun 2008
                            • 2674

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Premium Parrots
                            ...........or put one in a jar. 8)
                            Oh man, don't even remind me of that video....... CRACK!!!! ops:

                            Speaking of disgusting videos, I witnessed a video of a man stuffing half a can of Copenhagen into his urethra. ops:

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                            • bakerbarber
                              Member
                              • Jun 2008
                              • 1947

                              #15
                              Ahhh Jesus Christ.

                              How do get from "hey I got a can of copenhagen.."

                              to " I know.. I'll cram some in my pee hole.."

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