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  • texasmade
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    • Jan 2009
    • 4159

    Originally posted by ShaulWolf
    I say smelly people. I'd think they'd be more socialist rather than communist, but meh. Either way, they're smelly, and not from body odor.
    hmmm non BO smell...commie social...

    its a meeting of Strict Nymphos after and orgy!!(we know what that smell is now) :lol: :shock:

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    • Xobeloot
      Member
      • Jan 2008
      • 2542

      Nympho orgy....

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      • ShaulWolf
        Member
        • Jan 2009
        • 495

        Nympho orgy, eh..? Almost tempting... almost. My kitten of a tigress already puts me to my limits and still wants more. I think I'll pass. Besides, who knows what sort of STDs they have. And if they're indeed hippie chicks they then wouldn't have bothered with bras at all, and you know that means major saggage. Bleh.

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        • texasmade
          Member
          • Jan 2009
          • 4159

          eh...didnt think that one all the way through...

          clean,perky,non hippie, nympho orgy

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          • Starcadia
            Member
            • May 2008
            • 646

            In the defense of the commies, there's a shocking amount of talk from the local conservatives here about feces. Which makes a lot of sense.

            Monkeys smell like shit, commie robots smell like whatever robots smell like, and it's not pachoulli.

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            • Maximus
              Member
              • Jan 2009
              • 222

              As far as the vodka chasers go, about 11 years ago when I was on a factory sized fishing trawler in the ohotskoye sea I used to drink with the captain and fish inspector. He would have us chase the shots (almost full low ball glasses) with a slice of lemon to eat rind and all. They always talked about it being to freshen the breath as well. Learned a lot from them as the fish inspector was a former communist journalist before "democracy" hit the soviet union. I was there as a translator between the 15 american specialists that were there to teach the russians to fish the american way and the 150 russians who thought the americans were nuts.

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              • Xobeloot
                Member
                • Jan 2008
                • 2542

                I bet that was one hell of an experience Max. I would love to work on a ship for a while for no other reason than life experience.

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                • CaptNihil
                  Member
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 62

                  Originally posted by Xobeloot
                  Originally posted by CaptNihil
                  Originally posted by TBD
                  I couldn't stand vodka at room temperature ,but frozen it's truly a nectar of the gods. Also mixing vodka is forbidden as well, drink it and chase it with a sip of very cold water.
                  That is the only way to enjoy a shot of vodka..... Na Zdarovye
                  If I am drinking vodka, I prefer a chilled shot with a nice burn. Though I don't know if I would actually call Ciroq a vodka (since it is made from grapes), it is actually a brilliant drink. It tastes like a super smooth vodka and has mild throat burn. After the shot, you get a warm fruity taste residual from the grapes used to make it.
                  I’ve heard good stuff about Ciroc and would like to try it. One of the roommates insisted to be in charge of the “uninterrupted alcohol supply” and we all agreed. It turns out it was a bad mistake because we’ve been drinking nothing but stoli last couple of weeks - that’s all he’s been buying since he doesn’t drink anything else. We need some variety down here. He is turning into a fascist (his own words) and doesn’t listen to us anymore. A mutiny is brewing; we are going to gang up on him tonight, beat him up a little, dethrone him and take away his title.

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                  • texasmade
                    Member
                    • Jan 2009
                    • 4159

                    throw him out the car going 30

                    thats what happened to some guy that knows a guy i know on here

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                    • Xobeloot
                      Member
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 2542

                      I haven't had a drink in months. All this talk about vodka is making my mouth water. Alas, I'll stick with my fruit punch :lol:

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                      • Xobeloot
                        Member
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 2542

                        Originally posted by texasmade
                        throw him out the car going 30

                        thats what happened to some guy that knows a guy i know on here

                        Ya know... I think I know a guy that knows the brother of a girl who knows a dog that belongs to a guy who's uncle has a brother that knows a guy who says he knows someone that that happened to as well!


                        Coincidence? I think not! :lol:

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                        • JBean
                          Member
                          • Jan 2009
                          • 445

                          Originally posted by Xobeloot
                          Originally posted by texasmade
                          throw him out the car going 30

                          thats what happened to some guy that knows a guy i know on here

                          Ya know... I think I know a guy that knows the brother of a girl who knows a dog that belongs to a guy who's uncle has a brother that knows a guy who says he knows someone that that happened to as well!


                          Coincidence? I think not! :lol:
                          holy crap.. I know that guy! He was the dude that was brothers with a guy my best friend's sister's god-daughter who was also friends with the brother used to date!

                          amazing!


                          and mmm fruit punch...

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                          • texasmade
                            Member
                            • Jan 2009
                            • 4159

                            Originally posted by JBean
                            Originally posted by Xobeloot
                            Originally posted by texasmade
                            throw him out the car going 30

                            thats what happened to some guy that knows a guy i know on here

                            Ya know... I think I know a guy that knows the brother of a girl who knows a dog that belongs to a guy who's uncle has a brother that knows a guy who says he knows someone that that happened to as well!


                            Coincidence? I think not! :lol:
                            holy crap.. I know that guy! He was the dude that was brothers with a guy my best friend's sister's god-daughter who was also friends with the brother used to date!

                            amazing!


                            and mmm fruit punch...
                            but im talking about his 3rd cousins sister borthers fathers nephews girlfriends whore of a mothers **** buddy's mistresses uncles aunt that blew the pres

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                            • JBean
                              Member
                              • Jan 2009
                              • 445

                              dude.. thats what I said..

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                              • Xobeloot
                                Member
                                • Jan 2008
                                • 2542

                                I think I'm going to go buy some cheese. NY extra sharp white cheddar. /drool

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