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  • ShaulWolf
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    • Jan 2009
    • 495

    Zombie Survival Guide

    I have an electronic copy and it's a damn fine read. Some stuff will surprise you, most of it is common sense. For example, firearms are great and all, but attract attention. And if you do get a firearm, what would you get? An AR-15 some will say. Nein! Granted new models are reliable enough and shoot straighter than laser beams, but they require a good deal of maintenance and the round is relatively weak. Enter the AK-47. Toss it in dirt, mud, and sand. Shake the grime out and rack the bolt, it's good to go. Also take into account for the ammunition too, you'll want a weapon with plenty of it. Shotguns are fun, but the magazines are relatively small. You'll get what, 10 rounds in one tube magazine? Less if you make it a sawed off? Good last ditch weapon if you can carry the weight.

    Melee weapons. What would you pick? Wanna go all ninja and get a katana? I'd suggest against it. Those things were meant to slice and to an extent stab. You could use it well if you trained with it, but you probably wouldn't do enough damage or decapitate too easily otherwise. What about an ax? Very effective but heavy as hell and unwieldy in close quarters. Best bet is to go Gordon Freeman and grab a crowbar. They're strong, can definitely crush a skull in, has sharp ends that can do extra damage, and can be used as tools to pry things open.

    More stuff that's too long to write. I'd post it here but I think that'd be copyright infringement. It'd probably be better if I emailed a copy to anyone who wants it, if that isn't illegal too. Lord knows I don't want the RIAA or whoever else on my ass about that... PM me if you're interested. Xobe, I know you want it if you don't already have it. You too, texasmade. =P

    edit:

    Decided to include a rapidshare link of the file instead. Enjoy!

    http://rapidshare.com/files/19901933...ival.Guide.pdf
  • JBean
    Member
    • Jan 2009
    • 445

    #2
    ^^ ah! this was mentioned awhile back in another thread...

    never read it, but I hear it is interesting...

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    • ShaulWolf
      Member
      • Jan 2009
      • 495

      #3
      I actually just read that thread. Popped up in a search for Ettan and Grov los of all things, lol. I figured I'd offer it since zombies seems to be a popular topic here.

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      • JBean
        Member
        • Jan 2009
        • 445

        #4
        Originally posted by ShaulWolf
        I actually just read that thread. Popped up in a search for Ettan and Grov los of all things, lol. I figured I'd offer it since zombies seems to be a popular topic here.
        haha doesn't it though??

        People got zombies on the brain around here :P

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        • ShaulWolf
          Member
          • Jan 2009
          • 495

          #5
          Originally posted by JBean
          haha doesn't it though??

          People got zombies on the brain around here :P
          Zombies on the brain doesn't sound pleasant. The whole point is to keep them OFF you and your brains. XP

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          • JBean
            Member
            • Jan 2009
            • 445

            #6
            haha I shoulda said "no pun intended" on that one!

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            • texasmade
              Member
              • Jan 2009
              • 4159

              #7
              LIES!!!
              SHE"S ONE OF EM!!! :x

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              • JBean
                Member
                • Jan 2009
                • 445

                #8
                Originally posted by texasmade
                LIES!!!
                SHE"S ONE OF EM!!! :x
                so first I want to hurt ppl's feelings and NOW I'm a zombie?

                why do you hate me!? :cry:


                :P

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                • Hoovie
                  Member
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 109

                  #9
                  Zombies.... where??!?!?!?!

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                  • JBean
                    Member
                    • Jan 2009
                    • 445

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Hoovie
                    Zombies.... where??!?!?!?!
                    in your avatar!!!!!!



                    in best schwarzenager voice: GET IN THE CHOPPA!!!

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                    • texasmade
                      Member
                      • Jan 2009
                      • 4159

                      #11
                      LMAO

                      how could i hate you

                      lol

                      so far you seem pretty amazing

                      (i didnt know zombies could type on a keyboard and use snus) :lol:


                      :?: maybe thats the cure.....

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                      • Hoovie
                        Member
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 109

                        #12
                        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVK33H85GGI

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                        • JBean
                          Member
                          • Jan 2009
                          • 445

                          #13
                          yes, yes it is true..

                          snus actually "civilizes" zombies...

                          true story

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                          • texasmade
                            Member
                            • Jan 2009
                            • 4159

                            #14
                            i saw that news footage...and also bring along Mr.Snuffles and his beard :twisted:

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                            • Xobeloot
                              Member
                              • Jan 2008
                              • 2542

                              #15
                              Fido...

                              I want a pet cheerleader zombie! :lol:

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