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  • texasmade
    Member
    • Jan 2009
    • 4159

    Quotes From IRC

    Originally posted by joshua
    For those of you not in the know, there's now an unofficial IRC channel for us snuson members! If you are as addicted to snus as you are talking about it, it's the place to be!

    If you know how to use IRC, it's as simple as connecting to irc.freenode.net and going to the ##snus channel.

    If you don't know how to use IRC, there are a few options.

    The first option is using a java applet on your browser to connect to the channel.

    It's as simple as

    1. Going to http://java.freenode.net

    2. Entering a nickname in the nickname field.

    3. adding #snus to the channel field

    4. Hit connect!

    The traditional way of chatting on IRC is through a client (And it's alot easier). Here are the steps to download and connect to the chat on a Windows machine with the popular mIRC chat client...

    1. Go to www.mirc.com and download and install the mirc client. Their webpage is easy to use.

    2. After downloading, install the exe as you would any other windows program.

    3. You'll get this screen once everything's installed. No need to register...just hit continue.



    4. After that, you'll be asked some information to enter. You can enter a fake email address if you want, it doesn't verify it.



    5. Before you hit OK, click "Servers" on the left side of the window, click the Freenode folder and click random server. Then hit OK



    6. A box will pop up asking what channel to join. type ##snus and hit
    join.



    7. Congrats! You're now connected to the channel and ready to chat!

    For you mac users who aren't in the know, Shownarou has written a similar "how to" that he'll upload shortly.



    Originally posted by Shownarou
    Mac IRC

    The most common, and easiest Mac IRC client is Colloquy, you can download it for free here: http://colloquy.info/

    When you start Colloquy, it will ask you to set up a new connection.

    Then hit connect and you want to right click your new connection and hit join room

    Type in the name of the room and hit join.








    NOW SOME QUOTES AND WHAT YOU ARE MISSING!!!





    1.my dog's licking the wall


    2.Q: "Why has no-one taken a photo of the Earth that proves it is flat?"

    A: The government prevents people from getting close enough to the Ice Wall to take a picture. Due to the false knowledge of civilians and explorers, finding the rim of the planet is extremely difficult and counter intuitive.


    3.My name on another site is swallow my cockuccino


    4.in north carolina it is illegal to make love on the floor of a hotel room between two double beds


    5.you know why the pervert crossed the road? his dick stuck in the chicken


    6.if you're eating pussy and it tastes like shit...you're taking to big of a bite!


    7.i just feel like more of a man with a big pris in


    8.snus is like an extra testosterone gland


    9.brb im bout to chug 12oz of juice


    10.its like sex...but for the mouth..


    11.i have this thing about putting stuff in my asshole


    12.that would be like molesting a retard


    13.hey tex know the difference in a huddle house waitress and a bowling ball?
    you can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball


    14.*dog poop comes in all colors
    *yeah, like dog poop with blood in it.
    *never seen orange
    *ive seen green though
    *crayons, they eat them
    *xobe says its normal lol


    15.PHANTOM BLUE!!!it makes me cum when i taste it


    16.*do you like stong snuses?
    *occasionally.
    *i know she likes big stark portions


    17. jesus zombies terrorize mexico


    18.i ate about 2 pounds of spaghetti and i laughed for 15 minutes about a lampchop joke on the simpsons


    19.it looks like a blown up trojan wrapper with an eye on it


    20.the spice is my herpes


    21.*brb thunder squirts lol
    *lol
    *You've been...THUNDERSTRUCK!
    *ok so ima do 2 general..THUNDER SHITS HOOOOOOO!!!





    WAY MORE STUFF...YOU SHOULD JOIN AND CONTRIBUTE...DO IT..NOW!!!
  • Condor
    Member
    • Sep 2008
    • 752

    #2
    I went in for sharts and gigglins but nobody was in there. ****ers.

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    • Sal1000us
      Member
      • Jan 2009
      • 384

      #3
      condor, try: http://java.freenode.net

      and #snus don't use 2 pound signs just one for the above link...I just tried it and worked with 1 pound

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      • texasmade
        Member
        • Jan 2009
        • 4159

        #4
        if you use java use #snus

        if you use irc use ##snus

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        • Sal1000us
          Member
          • Jan 2009
          • 384

          #5
          Tex, Joshua's instructions above need a little modification. It reads:

          1. Going to http://java.freenode.net
          2. Entering a nickname in the nickname field.
          3. adding ##snus to the channel field

          and as you indicated it should be one # for java.

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          • texasmade
            Member
            • Jan 2009
            • 4159

            #6
            fixed it

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            • MN_Snuser
              Member
              • May 2008
              • 354

              #7
              Someone please sticky this thread.

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              • Mr. Snuffleupagus
                Member
                • Dec 2008
                • 2781

                #8
                Re: Quotes From IRC

                WAY MORE STUFF...YOU SHOULD JOIN AND CONTRIBUTE...DO IT..NOW!!!
                That list is just scratching the surface. Sorry I banned you yesterday tex :cry:

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                • MrAbstracto
                  Member
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 389

                  #9
                  Re: Quotes From IRC

                  Originally posted by Mr. Snuffleupagus
                  WAY MORE STUFF...YOU SHOULD JOIN AND CONTRIBUTE...DO IT..NOW!!!
                  That list is just scratching the surface. Sorry I banned you yesterday tex :cry:
                  And I apologize to everyone else for un-banning him.

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                  • texasmade
                    Member
                    • Jan 2009
                    • 4159

                    #10
                    MORE QUOTES FROM IRC CHAT...

                    YOU GUYS ARE SERIOUSLY MISSING OUT!!!



                    1. sorry it's the meds talking


                    2. 1 900 #'s are great


                    3. what triggers sbusbot?what made him talk about his erection?


                    4. *i like me some good bread
                    *do you make hair pies?


                    5. your wife likes pussy movies and you object?


                    6. *what you do?
                    *jizz mopper
                    *wow thats a rough job you have
                    *its mostly my own
                    *i could use a q tip to clean up my mess


                    7. all you have to do is get naked and jerk off for ten minutes


                    8. small hands make my unit look bigger


                    9. *dirty sanchez
                    *whoah lol
                    *strawberry shortcake
                    *banana split
                    *webslinger
                    *houdini
                    *cleavland steamer
                    *superman
                    *dirty rodriguez
                    *the lucky flying squirrel
                    *shock and roll
                    *the shocker
                    *the rocker
                    *the spocker
                    *elbow deep
                    *and the show stopper
                    *elevator
                    *see saw


                    10. *hey you know what a woman says after she has been completely satisfied?
                    *no wut
                    *i didn't think you did.


                    MORE TO COME!!! HURRY UP AND JOIN!!!

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                    • bakerbarber
                      Member
                      • Jun 2008
                      • 1947

                      #11
                      lol ended up watching "Midnight meat Train" after 10 minutes of the movie my wife wanted to see.

                      :P

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                      • texasmade
                        Member
                        • Jan 2009
                        • 4159

                        #12
                        WAKE UP AND JOIN THE CLUB....


                        MORE QUOTES COMING THIS AFTERNOON

                        SO JOIN NOW.... :twisted:

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                        • Raddleman

                          #13
                          Originally posted by MN_Snuser
                          Someone please sticky this thread.
                          Yeah, they should sticky snus chat. :idea:

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                          • texasmade
                            Member
                            • Jan 2009
                            • 4159

                            #14
                            AS PROMISED MORE QUOTES


                            1. fisting in the baby maker is more fun


                            2. you know you like the probe in your mouth


                            3. *hmmm queef
                            *vag
                            *queef snus
                            *lol
                            *yeah
                            *queef squirt
                            *awesome
                            *queef snus...an explosion of flavor


                            4. *our hockey team kicked your hockey teams ass
                            *i was there


                            5. anybody seen my wife i haven't hit her all day


                            6. 3,000 battered women in las vegas and i eat mine plain


                            7. betty white makes my ding a ling swing


                            8. *those golden girls have a lot of attitude
                            *and saggy tits
                            *nothing a little duct tape cant fix
                            *i want to glaze them like a krispy kreme
                            *get the mop


                            9. *you know what tea bagging is?
                            *what i did you your mom last night?
                            *well....im going to potato sack you


                            10. the population there is only like 200 people but there is a murder every week


                            11. *shaved pie is good
                            *no mess
                            *i like a little muffstache


                            12. *rachel ray is kinda hot
                            *kinda?
                            *used to be hotter when she was in Maxim
                            *then got fat
                            *i would eat the corn out of her shit but her voice is annoying
                            *we have penises to fix her voice
                            *thats right! i forgot the lesson you taught me


                            13. *i wonder what her mouth feels like
                            *a black hole
                            *its huge
                            *sounds inviting enough
                            *she could fist her own mouth
                            *ill bring the mop *sigh*


                            14. you want to taste bobcats cock


                            15. *he would be like "hows my dick taste?' and i would just be able to tell him
                            *That's what she said!


                            16. lets all put cough drops in our buttholes and play video games


                            17. When Jesus was president he ate babies all the time


                            18. Nothing binds a father and a son more closely than the truth behind the decapitated hooker in the rec room.


                            19. its like dropping a vienna sausage from a boeing in the atlantic hoping to hit land


                            20. *so how bout that broad with a hole and no teeth
                            *grandma?

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                            • rsuelzer
                              Member
                              • Feb 2009
                              • 135

                              #15
                              02:57 ray-snus omG
                              02:57 ray-snus I AM STILL WRITTING THE PAPER
                              02:58 ray-snus IVE BEEN CHAIN DOUBLE BARRELING EXZTRA STERKS
                              02:58 ray-snus IM ****EEEEEEEEED UP I THINK
                              02:58 ray-snus IN A BAD WAY
                              02:58 ray-snus I MAY HAVE A HEART ATTACK TONIGHT
                              02:58 ray-snus IF I DO I LOVE YOU
                              02:58 ray-snus I LOVE YOU SNUSBOT
                              02:58 SnusBot I love you too ray-snus

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