Originally posted by joshua
Originally posted by Shownarou
NOW SOME QUOTES AND WHAT YOU ARE MISSING!!!
1.my dog's licking the wall
2.Q: "Why has no-one taken a photo of the Earth that proves it is flat?"
A: The government prevents people from getting close enough to the Ice Wall to take a picture. Due to the false knowledge of civilians and explorers, finding the rim of the planet is extremely difficult and counter intuitive.
3.My name on another site is swallow my cockuccino
4.in north carolina it is illegal to make love on the floor of a hotel room between two double beds
5.you know why the pervert crossed the road? his dick stuck in the chicken
6.if you're eating pussy and it tastes like shit...you're taking to big of a bite!
7.i just feel like more of a man with a big pris in
8.snus is like an extra testosterone gland
9.brb im bout to chug 12oz of juice
10.its like sex...but for the mouth..
11.i have this thing about putting stuff in my asshole
12.that would be like molesting a retard
13.hey tex know the difference in a huddle house waitress and a bowling ball?
you can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball
14.*dog poop comes in all colors
*yeah, like dog poop with blood in it.
*never seen orange
*ive seen green though
*crayons, they eat them
*xobe says its normal lol
15.PHANTOM BLUE!!!it makes me cum when i taste it
16.*do you like stong snuses?
*occasionally.
*i know she likes big stark portions
17. jesus zombies terrorize mexico
18.i ate about 2 pounds of spaghetti and i laughed for 15 minutes about a lampchop joke on the simpsons
19.it looks like a blown up trojan wrapper with an eye on it
20.the spice is my herpes
21.*brb thunder squirts lol
*lol
*You've been...THUNDERSTRUCK!
*ok so ima do 2 general..THUNDER SHITS HOOOOOOO!!!
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