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  • darkwing
    Member
    • Oct 2007
    • 415

    #16
    I'd say get checked and also I can testify that the squeezing the perineum thing works well to expel those last pesky drops. Apparently if you have a narrower urethra, you are more likely to have the dribble problem as you age.

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    • amorican
      Member
      • Mar 2009
      • 106

      #17
      I've had this problem for a while, but I find the method of wringing it out to work just fine. I'm only 25, so I figured my prostate should be fine. I'm too young for that, right? You guys have me thinking I should go to the Dr.

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      • lxskllr
        Member
        • Sep 2007
        • 13435

        #18
        Originally posted by amorican
        I've had this problem for a while, but I find the method of wringing it out to work just fine. I'm only 25, so I figured my prostate should be fine. I'm too young for that, right? You guys have me thinking I should go to the Dr.
        I would say you're too young, but everybody is different, and a median problem age means there's people above, and below that age who have issues. Prostate cancer is an inevitability if you grow old enough. I've read that it isn't so much a matter of "if", as it is "when".

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        • Premium Parrots
          Super Moderators
          • Feb 2008
          • 9760

          #19
          Originally posted by Starcadia
          Have you discovered a good taint squeeze method? I did, about five years ago, and it gets most of the extra urine out. Pardon the details here, but maybe it's helpful:

          When you've finished urinating, starting back towards the anus, apply pressure to your perineum (taint) with your hand and run it forward to just behind the scrotum (sort of like squeezing the extra toothpaste out of a tube). This should cause extra urine in your urethra to be expelled. It may be difficult and/or uncomfortable to use your bare hand for this, but unless you pull your underwear all the way down, usually you can apply the pressure over the underwear for a more pleasant experience.

          TMI or helpful?

          LMAO..........where else on the web are you gonna find this kind of usefull information. :lol:
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          • ddandb
            Member
            • Mar 2009
            • 570

            #20
            Prostrate checked out fine.

            Everybody's a comedian. The Doctor said if I wanted a second opinion he would use two fingers.

            I have some medication for the month. He thinks it's something temporary.

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            • Shownarou
              Member
              • Jan 2009
              • 124

              #21
              I had my prostate checked just a few months ago. It really isn't a big deal. You just bend over and drop em. Only takes a few seconds. By the way, I'm only 19. I've just have some medical issues.

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              • Premium Parrots
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                • Feb 2008
                • 9760

                #22
                Originally posted by Shownarou
                I had my prostate checked just a few months ago. It really isn't a big deal. You just bend over and drop em. Only takes a few seconds. By the way, I'm only 19. I've just have some medical issues.
                The most important thing to remember when bending over for that exam, is that the Doctor should have ONLY ONE hand on your shoulder when you feel him probing. :wink:
                Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                • CaptNihil
                  Member
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 62

                  #23
                  Originally posted by Premium Parrots
                  Originally posted by Shownarou
                  I had my prostate checked just a few months ago. It really isn't a big deal. You just bend over and drop em. Only takes a few seconds. By the way, I'm only 19. I've just have some medical issues.
                  The most important thing to remember when bending over for that exam, is that the Doctor should have ONLY ONE hand on your shoulder when you feel him probing. :wink:
                  A classic reply expressed with utmost delicacy and at the same time very true, couldn't have said it better myself.

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                  • bearcat87
                    Member
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 400

                    #24
                    Originally posted by Premium Parrots
                    Originally posted by Shownarou
                    I had my prostate checked just a few months ago. It really isn't a big deal. You just bend over and drop em. Only takes a few seconds. By the way, I'm only 19. I've just have some medical issues.
                    The most important thing to remember when bending over for that exam, is that the Doctor should have ONLY ONE hand on your shoulder when you feel him probing. :wink:
                    That reminds me of something funny.

                    Last week I went to the chiropractor to get popped. Never seen this guy before but he was quite intimidating. Must have been around 6ft 8in 275lbs. After he popped me on the table he had me put my arms around him (oh god Parrots will have a field day with this). Right as he I put my arms around him (god this sounds bad) he whispers, "please don't blow in my ear." I ****ing lost it. I was dying laughing and it even hurt to laugh. Ahhh the semi-homo funny times of life.

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                    • CaptNihil
                      Member
                      • Mar 2009
                      • 62

                      #25
                      Originally posted by bearcat87
                      Never seen this guy before but he was quite intimidating. Must have been around 6ft 8in 275lbs. After he popped me on the table he had me put my arms around him (oh god Parrots will have a field day with this). Right as he I put my arms around him (god this sounds bad) he whispers, "please don't blow in my ear."
                      .

                      ROFL...that reminded me of an episode of Jerry Seinfeld when George asked why men liked a good catfight and Jerry said it is because men think that at some point in the fight they might kiss. I know you guys weren't fighting but still you may not want to go back to him. I think the big dude is the sensitive type.

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                      • Xobeloot
                        Member
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 2542

                        #26
                        Classic moment bearcat!

                        My favorite thing when I go to a new doctor is to wait until after my exam is almost over then, in a very timid voice, dell the doctor that I have some strange "growths" on my willy.

                        The doctor will ask some questions and I proceed to describe them as odd lumps.

                        Of course I have to drop my drawers at this point while he or she starts poking at my lil fella.

                        I typically can't hold a straight face for a long time, but it is thoroughly amusing.

                        You see, I have five 1/4" titanium beads implanted under the skin of my penis. I got them done when I was 18 and have enjoyed messing with doctors ever since :lol:

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                        • Premium Parrots
                          Super Moderators
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 9760

                          #27
                          Originally posted by bearcat87
                          Ahhh the semi-homo funny times of life.



                          just one question..........can a person be "semi-homo"? :roll:
                          Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                          I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                          • CaptNihil
                            Member
                            • Mar 2009
                            • 62

                            #28
                            Originally posted by Premium Parrots
                            Originally posted by bearcat87
                            Ahhh the semi-homo funny times of life.
                            just one question..........can a person be "semi-homo"? :roll:
                            Yes, I read somewhere that there is a very, very fine line between hetro and homo. This fine line can be crossed at any moment due to various forces of desire. That is the main reason I asked bearcat not to return to that big man for any reason.

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                            • Premium Parrots
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                              • Feb 2008
                              • 9760

                              #29
                              Originally posted by CaptNihil
                              Originally posted by Premium Parrots
                              Originally posted by bearcat87
                              Ahhh the semi-homo funny times of life.
                              just one question..........can a person be "semi-homo"? :roll:
                              Yes, I read somewhere that there is a very, very fine line between hetro and homo. This fine line can be crossed at any moment due to various forces of desire. That is the main reason I asked bearcat not to return to that big man for any reason.

                              BALDERDASH!!
                              Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                              I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                              • Xobeloot
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                                • Jan 2008
                                • 2542

                                #30
                                ROFL!

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