As long as we're posting bodily function problems...

[Xobeloot]

I'm not about to post pics of my junk on snuson.

If you seriously want a picture, PM me your e-mail address and i'll e-mail one or two.

I guess this means I gotta go trim the hedges. These parts have been uninhabited for quite some time... The hedges are way overgrown :lol:

[CaptNihil]

Damn, Xobe. You are making it too tempting. Sort of like, it's here but you've got to ask for it. Maybe just post a pic through hazy vision.

[lxskllr]

I'm not about to post pics of my junk on snuson.

If you seriously want a picture, PM me your e-mail address and i'll e-mail one or two.

I guess this means I gotta go trim the hedges. These parts have been uninhabited for quite some time... The hedges are way overgrown :lol:

I see a nice side business in your future Xob. Everybody has Paypal :^D

[Xobeloot]

Damn, Xobe. You are making it too tempting. Sort of like, it's here but you've got to ask for it. Maybe just post a pic through hazy vision.

Nope.

No hazy pics. I've already trimmed the hedges and taken the pictures. All ya gotta do is ask.

And whomever asks will not be called out here unless THEY decide to discuss what they've seen.

If you have questions and want them answered without everyone knowing that you're lookin' at my dong, PM me the questions and I'll answer them here.

[lxskllr]

If you have questions and want them answered without everyone knowing that you're lookin' at my dong, PM me the questions and I'll answer them here.

I haven't had a signature here yet, but I'm so damned tempted to use that for a sig :^D

[Xobeloot]

ROFL. WIN!

[CaptNihil]

I like the authority in Xobe’s tone; he is rather businesslike and very serious about his offerings. Go for it guys, premium? I am not going to tell you if I got the picture or not. It’s supposed to be discreet.

[Xobeloot]

Pretty much.

I show guys who are interested in seeing the work all the time. It is just that, they are looking at the work, not the meat that the work is in. I don't go around telling people who has looked.

[CaptNihil]

Body modification is a universal art form that has been practiced for thousands of years. It is done for such motivations as sexual enhancement, a rite of passage, aesthetic reasons, denoting affiliation, trust and loyalty, religious or mystical affiliations, shock value, and self-expression.

[Xobeloot]

The pearling that I have was actually done in the same fashion as the tribal art. Each bead inserted has a significant meaning. They were also solely done with needles and stretching. No scalpels or stitches.

It hurt like hell, but I would get more done in a heartbeat

[CaptNihil]

You are a brave dude, Xobe. You believed in something and against all odds (dictated rules of the society, incredible pain involved in the process, etc.) you went ahead and got it done just because you believed in what you had to do. That is admirable man.

[Xobeloot]

Yeah man. I got em done 12 years ago as of May 6th (my 30th b-day).

[bearcat87]

Xobe that is pain that 99% of men would not endure.

Since I told one story I might as well tell another.

At the ripe young age of 15 I had one of my first sexual encounters with my girlfriend. We had just started getting busy and were undressing each other. After our shirts were off she went strait for my pants. She unzips my zipper while kissing me. Some ****ing how she pulls back up on the zipper about an inch or so. My personally beloved johnson gets caught in the zipper (I generally don't wear underwear). The instant it happened I ralphed all over her bed. I don't recall ever really even knowing what happened until after I upchucked. All I know is I felt immense pain in the worst place possible. I never forgave her and I no longer trusted her to safely harbor my dick so we broke up. Thankfully all was well and healed in a few weeks. Now I always wear underwear when anticipating sex!

(ever realize how many names we have for things that are actual names??? dick, johnson, upCHUCK, ralph, never thought of that before)

[Xobeloot]

Oh man. The dreaded willy-zip. Just the thought of that one makes me cringe

[CaptNihil]

Since I told one story I might as well tell another.
At the ripe young age of 15 I had one of my first sexual encounters with my girlfriend.

Another one of those stories man, what the hell do ya think you are doing?

Nah, just kidding, you are good shit. Keep them coming. I've got many real stories too but they are not suitable to be shared here since ladies frequent the forum.

Actually, I think you should edit your story since it it not accurate now

At the ripe young age of 15 I had one of my first sexual encounters with my girlfriend.

If your chuchu was cut and it was bleeding profusely, you couldn't have had your first sexual encounter, right?