As long as we're posting bodily function problems...

[justintempler]

(ever realize how many names we have for things that are actual names??? dick, johnson, upCHUCK, ralph, never thought of that before)

[Noticing Dr. Evil's spaceship on radar]
Radar Operator: Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.
Colonel: What is it, son?
Radar Operator: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant...
Jet Pilot: Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard.
Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge...
Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker.
Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where?
Bird-Watching Woman: Over there. What sort of bird is that? Wait, it's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's...
Army Sergeant: Privates. We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with...
Baseball Umpire: Two balls.
[looking up from game]
Baseball Umpire: What is that. It looks just like an enormous...
Chinese Teacher: Wang. pay attention.
Wang: I was distracted by that giant flying...
Musician: Willie.
Willie: Yeah?
Musician: What's that?
Willie: [squints] Well, that looks like a huge...
Colonel: Johnson.
Radar Operator: Yes, sir?
Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.

:shock:

[ddandb]

This gets better and better.

Whatever the medicine is that the Doctor has me on to stop the dribbling makes my pee the brightest yellow/orange color you've ever seen. We're talking glow in the dark here.

[Xobeloot]

Interesting.

Typically the stuff that makes you pee orange is to fight urinary tract infections.

If I drink a lot of kool-aid, my poop turns purple. Good ol' Yellow #5! :lol:

[lxskllr]

Interesting.


If I drink a lot of kool-aid, my poop turns purple. Good ol' Yellow #5! :lol:

Boo Berry cereal would always give me green poop :^D

I always wondered if that was why it wasn't sold as much. It was the best tasting imo, but very hard to find.

[Xobeloot]

I love Boo-Berry. I can't ever find it either. Do they even make that any more?

[lxskllr]

I love Boo-Berry. I can't ever find it either. Do they even make that any more?

It's hard to say. It was scarce in MD to begin with. I don't remember seeing the ghost on any commercials any time recently. Maybe they ditched it :^(

[ddandb]

Black licorice makes my poop green. I have to eat a lot of it to achieve this effect.
The day before St. Patrick's day I like to eat a bag of it then the next morning take some ex-lax.
Hit every public toilet I can and not flush. The next person that comes along figures a Leprechaun has been there.

If your in Maryland on St. Patrick's day and happen upon some green turds you'll know I was there first.
It's a Kodak moment.