I BET YOU CAN'T.......Poll forthcomming

**Premium Parrots** · 21-04-09, 11:35 PM

Yes, Its a bored game.

**existone** · 22-04-09, 02:40 AM

Haha, while this is mildly amusing for me (not so much for you), I do have to convey my deepest apologies. I accidentally voted on it earlier not thinking about it. I don't mind being called an ass as I probably deserve it. Just figured I'd let you know who the culprit was so there were no questions/potential wrong grudges held.

Sorry again!

(P.S. that was 62 words

, does it count!? hah)

**Premium Parrots** · 22-04-09, 03:06 AM

LOL, I was takin a shower and thinkin..........I ought to reword that smartass comment. But you posted that already and I knew it was you. :wink:

So, I think I'll leave it just for you.

Start useing your imaginations and post em when your done. Or better yet post what you have and edit as you go along. That would be interesting to watch them develope.

..........if anyone even cares. :cry:

**mwood72** · 22-04-09, 10:38 AM

Poll with winner "X" deleted

**Premium Parrots** · 24-04-09, 11:33 PM

Thank you.

Well wheres the stories? Is this thread useless? Doesn't anyone here have an imagination? Too Lazy? Dam I thought this would make an interesting thread. Guess I was wrong..................again

**paulwall9** · 25-04-09, 01:06 AM

I know it's probably not as good as the one you posted but here pp I made the effort because i did'nt want this wonderful thread to go to waste.

Once upon a time there was a young girl named Mocca Pomegranate.
Mocca was born in 1847phillip morris hospital and lived in Göteborgs Rapé. While walking home from Jakobsson’s one day, a Kronan jumped out from behind an elixyr and tackled Mocca to the ground. But just when she was about to call Nick and Johnny for help, Mocca realized that the Kronan was just a big Gustavus was only licking her face, not trying to bite it off. At that moment, Mocca decided to keep Granit the Kronan as a pet. And she and Granit got there grov on all the way home.
When Mocca the Knox and her new Kronan finally got their Skruf’s home, guess who was standing on the front porch? That's right, it was Mocca's Level and Retro mother and father Romeo y Juliet. And boy was she surprised to see a Kronan following Mocca into the yard! "What in Roda Lackett Claq Qui world is that?" shouted Juliet . "It's Granit the Kronan ," answered Mocca . Oden help me, I can see that, , but what on earth is it doing here?" said Juliet . "It's my new pet!" answered Mocca. "Oh you think so do you?" remarked Juliet . "I wouldn't get your hopes up. You know how your father hates Tre Ankare Kronans. But, well, I suppose you can keep him until your father comes home." And with that grabbed Granit the Kronan by the scruff of the neck and led Him into the Ice-fruit house -- even though she knew her husband was probably going to dissaprove.
Once in the house,Mocca and Granit played and played with a Probe, that is until 's Mocca’s favorite television show, Phantom classic "," started. At that point Mocca forgot all about having Granit the Kronan and he had unsupervised run of the house. That is until half way through "Phantom Classic Brown Portion ," when was brought back to reality when she heard her father’s Thunder Frosted shout, "!! ! Get your White Portion Pall Mall Lucky Strike in here ...NOW!!" With that rushed in to see what all the fuss was about.
When she entered the Extra strong Kanel room , there stood her father Romeo, , pointing toward Granit the Kronan. "Will someone please explain that Offroad Cranberry Portion?" asked her father. Then, as followed her father's finger to where it was pointing, she instantly knew what her father was so upset about. There, smack dab in the middle of Kanel , was the biggest pile of V2 she had ever seen! "I don't EVEN want to know how that got there," said Romeo . "But you had better get it cleaned up now! And you had better get rid of whatever it is that could have done such a thing!"
Well, knowing her father as well as she did, Mocca knew there was no sense even asking her father if she could keep Granit the Taboca Kronan for a pet. So without hesitation, Mocca set out to find where Granit was hiding.
After a few minutes of looking, Mocca discovered Granit crouched beneath the General Silver table that The general extra sterk was on. "Come on, Granit the kronan , it's time to find you a new home. And hey, don't look at me that way, I'm not the one who did the dirty deed on the General Onyx rug !" scolded Mocca . "Thanks to you I'll never get to have my own pet !! And with that Mocca led Granit out of the house and down to the local LD portion. Sir Gotlandssnus flader had a pet section and knew the owner would find Granit the Kronan a good home. So after saying good-bye to Granit , and thanking the owner of Jakobssons Original LD potion pet store , walked backed home and attempted to Catch Dry her sorrows by slamming down a half dozen Ettan’s. But 's Mocca’s pitty party came to an abrupt end when her father reminded her about the mini Vanilla Mint mess she had neglected to clean up. And low and behold, midway through the clean-up, Mocca suddenly became thankful that someone else was going to have to do it from now on.

**paulwall9** · 25-04-09, 02:15 AM

Sorry I know it's long but I figured you wouldnt mind since no one else has participated
lOl

**Premium Parrots** · 25-04-09, 03:24 AM

Lmao, thats pretty good. I guess 160 words or less is pretty difficult to do.

Thanks

**Roo** · 25-04-09, 03:43 AM

Nice paulwall9. PP, it's been a busy week... I'll get around to it. We won't let this one die.

**paulwall9** · 28-04-09, 02:08 AM

come on peeps I want some snus

**Roo** · 29-04-09, 04:22 AM

OK PP, I was a little short on time, but this is what I came up with in the last 15 minutes. About to cook dinner, so no time to revise. Plenty of literary liberty taken here on the snus names, here it is:

Back in 1847, during the reign of PHILIP MORRIS, there was a couple by the names of ROMEO and JULIETA, the latter being quite a CATCH, although her SKRUF was a bit STARK. She was the daughter of NICK AND JOHNNY, and he was JAKOBS SON, the prince of MONTECRISTO. One day, on their way to PALL MALL, they decided to go OFFROAD, when all of a sudden, a THUNDER EXTRA STRONG was heard overhead and a bolt of lightning hit them with enough force to break GRANIT. Needless to say, it was an unLUCKY STRIKE. They decided it was time to stop, and he thought it was good timing for a PROBE of her MOCCA POMEGRANATE. He GROVed around until he found the GENERAL PORTION into which he thought it fitting to insert his KRONAN, and just as the GOTEBORGS RAPE was about to commence, a BLUE PHANTOM appeared to assist with a POWER ENERGY ELIXER, not knowing that inside he was about to find a MAXI PORTION. He got upset, and LEVELed to KNOX the PHANTOM upside the ETTAN. Suddenly, JULIETA THUNDERed in her pants like Mr. Snuffleupagus, with the look and mouth-feel of an ONYX MOCCA, and ROMEO immediately put his BLACK LD in his pants and fled the scene on CAMEL.

**Sal1000us** · 29-04-09, 05:17 AM

Bravo Roo, that is pretty good man. Good imagination. :wink:

**Mr. Snuffleupagus** · 29-04-09, 07:24 AM

Very entertaining Roo! Great job!

For the record, I never thundered my pants, that was Dead Rabbit lol

**Premium Parrots** · 04-05-09, 10:46 PM

Great job Roo.

come on peeps.........pop in some snus and put the beer down so you can type your story. I'm upping the winnings to THREE TINS OF GELLIVARE!!!!

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