I BET YOU CAN'T.......Poll forthcomming

[Roo]

Don't make me write another one... I don't even know what Gellivares is but I want to try it... understand it's discontinued. You gonna send a cut of that elk you shot in 2004 that's sitting next to the tins in the freezer?

[rickcharles606]

Roo, that was funny as shit dude. Good job!!

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Don't make me write another one... I don't even know what Gellivares is but I want to try it... understand it's discontinued. You gonna send a cut of that elk you shot in 2004 that's sitting next to the tins in the freezer?

No...........but I'll send you a piece of thigh roast from my first wife. 8)

[Roo]

No...........but I'll send you a piece of thigh roast from my first wife.

Nice..... How'd you know I was a leg man?

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No...........but I'll send you a piece of thigh roast from my first wife.

Nice..... How'd you know I was a leg man?

I'm a brain man 8)

[ctimb2002]

Ok PP here ya go...

General White and General Sterk studied Claq Qui for energy. Nick and Johnny challenged them to a Skruf. Down Romeo Y Julieta drive the Stark Skruf began. Thunder boomed and the ground had Frost. Nick and Johnny lay dead after a Lucky Strike from the generals. The Phantom's of their dead rivalry's placed a knox upon them. A spell of a deadly nature. Only [b]General Sterk's[b/] father, General Extra Sterk could break the bonds of the knox. He would have to be sacrificed. They sought out Roda Lacket, the famous witch. After several dead Camels and a few horses the knox was lifted.
They then realized they were all a figmant of someone's imagination and vanished. The End.

it's a work in progress. Would like to have more but it has a beginning middle and end at least.

[paulwall9]

I'm an ass man myself thats the best cut. :shock:

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Only THREE entries in about 3 weeks???? WTF, you ppl must have lives.....lol. I'm upping the prize to 3 tins of Gellivare, but only if we get at least 3 more stories. The beginning of next week I'm going to put the poll up.

[ctimb2002]

Hey PP what ever happened to this? Not that I expected to win but I'm all up for trying hehe

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This thread didn't go over so well so I guess its dead. the deals off.


Damit I put alot of work into my story and I DID use every word from that link.



nevermind

[SnusinUsa]

A Snus Story

There once was a fair maiden by the name of TABOCA, she was a MOCCA POMEGRANITE from the town of TRE ANKARE. TABOCA was a popular CATCH and all of the CAMELS wanted a PORTION. But TABOCA was a picky little GENERAL and there was only one LUCKY STRIKE that she had eyes for, named ODEN. However ODEN was already married to JULIETTA (TABOCAS twin sister) and was an ETTAN man. But oh WISE little TABOCA had a plan to LEVEL JULIETTA with an ELIXYR. She waited OFFROAD for JULIETTA to leave the GUSTAVUS one evening and followed her down GOTLANDSSNUS GUL to a popular little RETRO and waited for her opportunity to slip the ELIXYR into her GELLIVARE. TABOCA wasted no time, she raced back to the GUSTAVUS, and slipped into ODENS KANEL unnoticed. Upon his return he didn't seem to notice the switch and went on chatting about his day at the CLAQ QUI. He undressed as he spoke and slipped into the KARDUS with a sigh of relief. TABOCA was a clever little PRIS and had her back to him so he wouldn't know it was her. ODEN started to bake and GOTEBORGS RAPE' her when he suddenly noticed that JULIETTAS SKRUF was LOS. ODEN looked down and saw a PHANTOM BROWN and knew that he was trying a new PORTION. ODEN flipped TABOCA over and said "What did you do with my little RODA LACKET!?" TABOCA thought ODEN would have been happy to try a new SNUS, and told ODEN of how she had waited OFFROAD for JULIETTA and followed her down to the RETRO and about how she had slipped her the NICK & JOHNNY. ODEN was actually relieved about the whole issue because he was tired of the same old PORTIONED SNUS. And they lived happily ever after THE END!

I know I missed the contest but it was fun lol.

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lmao........good one

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:lol: