Watch the Swine Flu in real-time

[existone]

Behold the power of the internet, you can now watch pandemics occur in real time!

Original Link: http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UT...1&source=embed


EDIT... More Frequently Updated Map: http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UT...,19.775391&z=6

The markers are explained in the frame next to the map. It is sad that 103 people have already died in Mexico.

Purple markers are confirmed, pink are suspect, yellow are negative, and markers without a dot in them are deaths.

[rickcharles606]

Wow, no cases in China? That's hard to believe....my brother in law, or dipshit as we affectionately call him, thinks that China has genetically engineered this strain of flu to wipe out the U.S. Guess it's within the realm, and maybe that explains the lack of cases found in China.

I'll have to send him that link, he'll love this shit..lol

[RobsanX]

Wow, no cases in China? That's hard to believe....my brother in law, or dipshit as we affectionately call him, thinks that China has genetically engineered this strain of flu to wipe out the U.S. Guess it's within the realm, and maybe that explains the lack of cases found in China.

I'll have to send him that link, he'll love this shit..lol

that reminds me of the Jon Stewart show last night. :lol:

http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/in...-last-100-days

[rickcharles606]

LMFAO, before the "flu dragon" incubates eggs in his heart...ahahaha

thanks for that Rob, I needed a laugh this morning!

[ctimb2002]

Also notice the lack of cases in Africa...I must assume that it is a mass conspiracy from the Asia and Africa continents...DAMN THEM!!!!

[Premium Parrots]

its quite obvious why china and africa and asia don't have the swine flu. Everybody know pigs can't fly man.

[ctimb2002]

its quite obvious why china and africa and asia don't have the swine flu. Everybody know pigs can't fly man.

So what your saying is that if...and because it is either a mass conspiracy or the lack of feathered pigs...a case of swine flu IS reported in africa or asia we can assume that pigs ARE flying? That would be huge...in fact im gonna write the onion right now!

[Premium Parrots]

its quite obvious why china and africa and asia don't have the swine flu. Everybody know pigs can't fly man.

So what your saying is that if...and because it is either a mass conspiracy or the lack of feathered pigs...a case of swine flu IS reported in africa or asia we can assume that pigs ARE flying? That would be huge...in fact im gonna right the onion right now!

Start cuttin up them onions right now cuz when pigs fly I'm going hunting.

[ctimb2002]

Hmm...what kind of ammo would you use for pig hunting? Would you need a pig call? What kind of dog could retrieve and shot down pig? Questions I ponder.

[existone]

P.S. I have found a much more frequently updated version of this map.

Link: http://maps.google.com/maps/ms?ie=UT...,19.775391&z=6

[snupy]

I am so hoping it can be demonstrated that tobacco users, whether smokers, dippers, chewers or snusers, are immune to the swine flu. What a slap in the face it would be to the antis.

[rickcharles606]

I am so hoping it can be demonstrated that tobacco users, whether smokers, dippers, chewers or snusers, are immune to the swine flu. What a slap in the face it would be to the antis.

Screw waiting on them to prove it, I say we just start propagating that rumor tomorrow! Let the anti tobacco nazi's fact check it...

[Shark2th]

Perhaps a nice garlic snus to ward off the flu?

[Premium Parrots]

ummm.........garlic is a must with the onions.





Its pretty disturbing how quickly this flu is spreading. Time to get the face masks out of storage. If you don't have any, now would be a good time to purchase some........before they are all sold out.