ONE MANS JOURNEY......

[Premium Parrots]

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and am looking for a girl with big tits. :P

[lxskllr]

:^D

[Sal1000us]

It's been quite a lady-related journey, pp. I am sure you will find what you are looking for. I saw one in the shopping mall yesterday, it was really nice :wink:

[Starcadia]

OMG, that's good. The woman I'm currently looking out for has an impossibly large set of, er, qualities.

[Ainkor]

I got together with my wife when we were 16 and it was all about the sex.

Almost 19 years later, still the same, but we get along better and actually have some common interests. Go figure. I am either the luckiest guy in the world or the simplest.

[texasmade]

I got together with my wife when we were 16 and it was all about the sex.

Almost 19 years later, still the same, but we get along better and actually have some common interests. Go figure. I am either the luckiest guy in the world or the simplest.

id say


simply the luckiest man in the world

[Slydel]

He did not say if his wife had "huge......... tracks of land" though. Of course huge are nice at 19 but they tend to wear down much faster than the average "tracks of land". Don't say it....I like them real.

[pangloss]

Wait do we have to be limited to 1 girl per time period in order to post on this thread? :lol:

[sgreger1]

OUT..****ING..STANDING... and so true.

[Premium Parrots]

8)

[Owens187]

:lol: :lol:

Is it me, or are there alot of old threads being resurrected lately.....

[tom502]

I think PP is trying to boost his post count.

[Premium Parrots]

......or get this forum back to the way it was in good old days.

[sgreger1]

Yah I noticed the coordinated attempt to drown out the recent topics to the second page. Good idea.

[Roo]

Thanks PP