Your Ode to Snus

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  • pangloss
    Member
    • May 2009
    • 183

    #1

    Your Ode to Snus

    Roses are Red,
    Snuses are Blue,
    Nick & Johnny aren't gay,
    Sage - shame on you :P

    How do I love snus?
    Let me count the ways,
    Be it white or be it portion,
    Both go great after steak seasoned with Morton;

    Cigarettes be not proud, though some have called thee
    Mighty and dreadful, for, thou art not so,
    For, those, whom thou think'st, thou dost overthrow,
    Burn not, poor smoke, nor yet canst thou kill me.
    From rest and sleep, which but thy pictures be,
    Much pleasure, then from thee, much more must drag,
    And soonest our best men with thee do go,
    Rest of their bones, and souls delivered.
    Thou art slave to anti-tobacco, smoking bans, and desperate men,
    And dost with poison, tar, and nicotine dwell,
    And menthol, or cloves can make us sleep as well,
    And better then thy match; why takest another drag;
    One small cup of coffee past, we snus eternally,
    And cigarettes shall be no more; cigarettes, thou shalt die.



    Add your ode to snus here
  • Premium Parrots
    Super Moderators
    • Feb 2008
    • 9760

    #2
    ummmmmmm..........that is kinda creepy dude
    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





    I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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    • pangloss
      Member
      • May 2009
      • 183

      #3
      booo.... thats not an ode PP!!!

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      • ddandb
        Member
        • Mar 2009
        • 570

        #4
        There once was a lady from Nantucket
        who told her boyfriend she would.....


        Oh wait, That's something else.
        Sorry.

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        • pangloss
          Member
          • May 2009
          • 183

          #5
          As she said with a grin,
          With los on her chin,
          If your **** where some snus,
          I'd suck it

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          • Soft Morning, City!
            Member
            • Sep 2007
            • 772

            #6
            Originally posted by pangloss
            As she said with a grin,
            With los on her chin,
            If your **** where some snus,
            I'd suck it
            Genius!

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            • pangloss
              Member
              • May 2009
              • 183

              #7
              Your turn Soft! You're artsy, give it a go :wink:

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              • sgreger1
                Member
                • Mar 2009
                • 9451

                #8
                Snus when i wake up
                Snus when I leave
                Snus on the way to work where ill be
                For hours and hours
                I snus through them all
                Be it roda lacket or refreshing pall mall
                Skruf and General but no offroad for me
                With a fat enough pris
                Swimming my head shall be
                On through the hours and on through the days
                Ive seemingly snused my life away

                Then back in my car and home shall I go
                A portion of Odens in my lip I shall throw
                I hop on the xbox, oh naughty me
                But ive still got my friends, nick and johhny
                I play for an hour much to the despair of my wife
                But thats all okay, with snus in my life!

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                • Soft Morning, City!
                  Member
                  • Sep 2007
                  • 772

                  #9
                  I actually have a snus poem. I wrote it shortly after getting into snus in September of 2007. I don't really think it's one of my more successful poems, but here it is in all of it's semi-stupid glory. Non-rhyming. Totally not an ode.

                  "Junkie Moment"

                  I open a can of Nick & Johnny,
                  All the tobacco stuck to itself
                  Against one side of the can,
                  Smell it,
                  The subtle sweetness,
                  The strong tobacco coming through
                  All olfactory charm,
                  Overwhelmed
                  I am drifting on cannabis
                  And watching a great black
                  Disc
                  Turning round and ‘round
                  And ‘round again.

                  Bake it up and in it goes
                  And the tide rushes in
                  And commences
                  Carrying,
                  Dragging me away
                  All madness gone,
                  All manic and panic and angry
                  Gone,
                  Back there someplace,
                  Dying in the road
                  For the vultures to find
                  Sometime
                  Later on.

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                  • pangloss
                    Member
                    • May 2009
                    • 183

                    #10
                    Woah, dude thats super good :P

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                    • CM
                      Member
                      • Apr 2009
                      • 329

                      #11
                      Hmm, from that poem I got a question, N&J is in lös version too?

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                      • Soft Morning, City!
                        Member
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 772

                        #12
                        Originally posted by CM
                        Hmm, from that poem I got a question, N&J is in lös version too?
                        'Twas, at one time. I still have a bunch of empty cans if you don't believe me.

                        It was truly heavenly. I quit using strong snus when they took it off the market, which is good because it allowed me to get my nicotine tolerance down some, but I really wish that SM would bring it back. The taste was incredible and the buzz was something fierce. I'd definitely use it occasionally, mainly for the taste. Very rich, somewhat sweet almost caramel undertones with a strong tobacco taste still coming through. The portion version can't even come close to the greatness that was the loose.

                        Le frown. N&J loose, I miss ye so. But oh well. I've got my Ettan. I'll be fine.

                        Edit: Lame typo. Fixed. End transmission.

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                        • justintempler
                          Member
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 3090

                          #13
                          Originally posted by CM
                          Hmm, from that poem I got a question, N&J is in lös version too?
                          Nick (& Johnny) = portion snus
                          (Nick &) Johnny = lös snus + discontinued

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                          • pangloss
                            Member
                            • May 2009
                            • 183

                            #14
                            Nice one sgreger1!

                            Geez you guys are so original, I had to rip my poems off old dead guys :lol:

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