Because of David Carradine

[ddandb]

and the way he was found... with a rope around his testicles.

I'm looking for someone to spot me.

It would work like this; If you hear that I'm dead you would immediately come check me out to make sure I didn't die because of some weird sexual perversion and if so remove all evidence.
I'd like my family and friends to think I died in my sleep.
I'd like to be remembered as a nice, normal guy. Not the guy covered in chocolate sauce who died with a sheep in his bed.
(I'll also need you get all the porn off my hard drive)

Payment... All my snus. And there is always 40 to 50 cans on hand at all times.

[lxskllr]

I've got your back buddy :^D

[Premium Parrots]

Mr. LX .......you just want his anal beads.

[lxskllr]

Mr. LX .......you just want his anal beads.

Shhh! Dude, you're gonna ruin my plan!! Once the rope's in place, the beads are mine!! :^D

[HK11]

LOL.

Whenever I think about dying the first thought that crosses my mind is someone finding all my porn.

[yummi4tunekookie]

Would you mind if I sexed up your corpse a bit?

[ddandb]

Not only the snus but you can also have the sheep.


If you can't find the anal beads don't go looking for them. They're ok right where they are.

[bmwgsa]

Poor Grasshopper....

I guess he just came to the end of his rope.....

[Ainkor]

That would be one of the damn oddest things. Imagine being found by one of your kids or something like that?

Not only would it be traumatic because your dead, but your a dead freak!

BTW about the porn, who needs a stash nowadays with all the streaming there is?

[Jason]

LOL.

Whenever I think about dying the first thought that crosses my mind is someone finding all my porn.

Dude.....full disk encryption. Nothing to worry about unless your relatives are FBI agents who think you might have been a spy or terrorist or something.

Besides...

1.) Everybody masturbates.
2.) Everybody likes porno, even if they say they don't.
3.) You'll be dead, anyway.

[HK11]

I guess if I were found tied up with my sack bound I wouldnt really need to care so much what anyone thought of my porn collection.

A thai tabloid released death photos and that does not look like suicide to me but who knows.

[EsotericPC]

I definitely think it was an accident because his agent said he was doing great stuff for his career (plus I really don't think anyone would tie a rope around their hang-low when trying to kill themselves).

[Jason]

More and more people are starting to think that there was foul play involved, it seems. This one might take a while to figure out completely.

On a lighter (darker?) note...

http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/06/too-soon/

[justintempler]

This one might take a while to figure out completely.

And then again maybe we'll never know.

http://www.tmz.com/category/david-carradine/