Yea.. My Daughter-in-law is a blond

[ddandb]

I'm over my sons house the other night and he wants me to try out playing Rock Hero. He has guitars and drums and a mike for it.
He goes down the list of songs and of this whole long list I recognize maybe 3 of the songs. So I ask him don't they have anything from the 50's or 60's that I would know?
So his wife says... "It's called ROCK Hero. They didn't have rock music back then."

[Badfish74]

That's just priceless! Did you give her the "WTF" look?

PS I think they prefer the term brunettely challenged.

[ctimb2002]

Well it's not so bad...just think of all the great music that she is missing out on. Personally I stick with the "classic" rock era myself.

[HK11]

I would have went into a black sabbath rant and screamed a few lyrics, but I drink.

[bmwgsa]

She was so blonde...

She got stabbed in a shoot-out.

She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

She told me to meet her at the corner of 'walk' and 'don't walk'.

She tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.

She tried to drown a fish.

She thought a quarterback was a refund.

She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

If you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back.

They had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.

Under 'education' on her job application, she put 'Hooked On Phonics.'

She tripped over a cordless phone.

She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

At the bottom of the application where it says 'sign here', she put 'Sagittarius.'

She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

If she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.

She studied for a blood test... and failed.

She thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.

She thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.

She thought she needed a ticket to get on Soul Train.

She sold the car for gas money.

[ddandb]

and another great musical quote from her...

Right before my son and her got married I got a couple of tickets to see Peter, Paul, and Mary.

Ok, granted, they are a little out date but I enjoy them and my son like some of there songs.

So I'm all exited about the tickets and I'm telling my son how good the seats are we have, etc., etc. and she has real blank look on her face so I ask her... You know who Peter, Paul, and Mary are don't you?

And I swear, I'm not making this up, after think about it for a few seconds she says......... People from the Bible?

[lxskllr]

and another great musical quote from her...

Right before my son and her got married I got a couple of tickets to see Peter, Paul, and Mary.

Ok, granted, they are a little out date but I enjoy them and my son like some of there songs.

So I'm all exited about the tickets and I'm telling my son how good the seats are we have, etc., etc. and she has real blank look on her face so I ask her... You know who Peter, Paul, and Mary are don't you?

And I swear, I'm not making this up, after think about it for a few seconds she says......... People from the Bible?

LoL!!

At least she didn't say a candy bar :^P

[sundog]

Everybody knows the Four Gospels are entitled - John, Paul, George, and Ringo. :lol:

[bmwgsa]

Everybody knows the Four Gospels are entitled - John, Paul, George, and Ringo. :lol:

I thought it was Ricky, Lucy, Fred and Ethyl.....

[ctimb2002]

And here I go thinking it was Fred, Wilma, Barney, Betty

[tom502]

I thought it was Larry, Moe, and Curly... and Shemp!

[Snusdog]

For me its just Ginger AND Mary Ann