Imagine snusers as an underground group.

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  • shikitohno
    Member
    • Jul 2009
    • 1156

    Imagine snusers as an underground group.

    All this talk about pending legislation makes me imagine snusers as fighting some dark, Orwellian government in the near future. I can almost see how we'll get our snus, too. You'll be running low, and all of a sudden, get a strange letter. It's only got your name on the envelope, no stamp or return address. Then you open it up, and it says, "Meet me at the spot, at the normal time. You know which one. If there are lingonberries in the pine tree, the meeting's been compromised; keep moving. The password: "minoritetsladningsbærerdiffusjonskoeffisientmålingsapp aratur." If you cannot repeat this, the delivery shall not occur"

    Makes me kind of chuckle to myself, whenever I think about that. Just picture two people dressed in black, with their faces obscured, meeting in the dead of night to pass rolls of snus like they were state secrets. Well, we can hope that if legislation does have to screw us, at least they could be kind enough to let the future be so amusing.
  • Soft Morning, City!
    Member
    • Sep 2007
    • 772

    #2
    I've thought about a similar scenario in which a select number of adept smugglers drive around in cars with trunks modified to accommodate massive quantities of snus without being obvious. Personally, I wouldn't mind being a smuggler of Swedish tobacco. It would give me all the excitement of an outlaw lifestyle without the penalties associated with true narcotics smuggling.

    I wonder how much time I'd have to do if I got caught smuggling snus? :lol:

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    • shikitohno
      Member
      • Jul 2009
      • 1156

      #3
      That'd make for a good laugh in prison. "What are you in for?" "Me, I killed my whole family with a pair of chopsticks, and ate them. How about you?" "Oh, I was caught with 40 kilos of snus." "What the hell's that? You mean that Camel stuff?"

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