The Alcohol Thread

[daruckis]

just picked up a fifth of ezra brooks, gettin ****in drunk tonight. that is all.

[bakerbarber]

I got a bottle of Booker's. I'll do a little sippin tonight.

I'm gonna wash it down with PBR.

[daruckis]

pretty drunk now. ezra rules. 10 dollars, 90 prpoof. roda los in my lip. about to go to bed i guess. just beat mthership zeta in fallout 3. feeling pretty good. 3 achievements left. mother****ers!

[zmanzero]

**** it. i drink more in a day than you people drink in a lifetime. i have so much alcohol in me that if i was a zepplin i would burst in flames. then when i am totally alkolozized i mix the tracks. trust me, if i was a cotton swab i could burn down the world with my BAC. hell, i'm afraid to bleed in my back yard, i might cause a fire! stinking snus, man 'o man, i'm on my last beer, only snus can save me from this wreckage we call our home, this planet.

edit - sorry. i forgot i had jack daniels. so i'll drink some. the rest of you don't live around me so... you have an escape hatch...

[eyephantom]

An excellent narrative on the greatest drinker known to man http://www.drunkard.com/issues/10_06...dre_giant.html

[Roo]

ZMAN!

I'm doing it. My fiance just went to the store, and we are on a super tight budget at the moment. What kind of beer does she come back with? BUSCH LIGHT TALL BOYS. What do I do? BUST OUT THE OFFROAD ORIGINAL LOS and start kicking ass Zman-style. No wonder you drink 18+ beers a day, this stuff is like club soda. It barely tastes like beer at all. And the Offroad? That's going to take me a minute. Smelled like shit, but the flavor is.... really goddamn weird. I can't put my finger on it. Some kind of V2-style cleaning solution. Or jellyfish antidote perhaps. Whatever the case, cheers brother. This one's for you.

EDIT: the offroad is nasty lol. Nasty.

[Mr. Snuffleupagus]

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Everybody....

[zmanzero]

ZMAN!

I'm doing it. My fiance just went to the store, and we are on a super tight budget at the moment. What kind of beer does she come back with? BUSCH LIGHT TALL BOYS. What do I do? BUST OUT THE OFFROAD ORIGINAL LOS and start kicking ass Zman-style. No wonder you drink 18+ beers a day, this stuff is like club soda. It barely tastes like beer at all. And the Offroad? That's going to take me a minute. Smelled like shit, but the flavor is.... really goddamn weird. I can't put my finger on it. Some kind of V2-style cleaning solution. Or jellyfish antidote perhaps. Whatever the case, cheers brother. This one's for you.

EDIT: the offroad is nasty lol. Nasty.

heh heh... welcome to my world roo!!! the busch is like a mild english tea that gives you diarrhea, the offroad original loose like the cork to plug the hole!!!

*sigh... i knew someone would understand*

[Roo]

Haha Zman. As a Seattleite, let me finally commend you for your Squatch avatar! That shit rules. My Offroad Original los is firmly secured under some pickles. The Busch is gone, and it was delicious (that's what she said).

[Roo]

A couple toy soldiers of Wild Turkey, Smirnoff, and Red Hook beer, about to throw in a naughty pris of Offroad Original los (for you zman) and bust out the wok. Time to cook some Chinese food, Sichuan style. Put down the sword and pick up the cleaver. SASQUATCH STYLE.

[Snusophile]

A couple toy soldiers of Wild Turkey, Smirnoff, and Red Hook beer, about to throw in a naughty pris of Offroad Original los (for you zman) and bust out the wok. Time to cook some Chinese food, Sichuan style. Put down the sword and pick up the cleaver. SASQUATCH STYLE.

Dude, you know what you're doing. Nothing better than cooking drunk!!!!!!! Put on some tunage, bust out the frying pan, crack open some beers and ka-****ing POW baby! Gonna make some food!!!

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[Roo]

Dude is that you?? I hear the upper-midwest accent there... My fiance took over. She really is the Mapo Dofu master, and we are both drunk I only cook drunk, and I cook almost every night. I love cooking. And drinking. And snusing. Hate cleaning though.

PS: Nice G'N'R in the background. I'm rocking Afrika Baambataa at the moment. Planet Rock.

[bakerbarber]

Phile,

That video was

AWESOME!!

[Snusophile]

Dude is that you?? I hear the upper-midwest accent there... My fiance took over. She really is the Mapo Dofu master, and we are both drunk I only cook drunk, and I cook almost every night. I love cooking. And drinking. And snusing. Hate cleaning though.

PS: Nice G'N'R in the background. I'm rocking Afrika Baambataa at the moment. Planet Rock.

Heh, sorry, that's not me actually. That guy is Canadian, but I subbed his channel and I find his video's amazing. They never fail to impress me, and he's definitely keepin it real with the beer bong. Check out his channel, if you're looking to cook something, odds are he's done it on video.

[Veganpunk]

Stumbled my wat back to this thread. What up.