The Alcohol Thread

[zmanzero]

BUUUUMP! Hey Zman, how do you type when you're this drunk??? Christ it took me 5 min to edit this. seriously

man, it is the will of god if you can even find the keys roo. hell, last nite i was in the ozone and i ended up in gmail and i started to reply to some people and when i woke up this morning i checked my mail and i saw 2 drafts in the inbox. i had never hit the "send" button THANK GOD!!! those were 2 WOMEN!!! god had mercy on me... so posting when you're toasted is something like that, a game of internet roulette. jeeze, thank god i didn't send those mails... holy shit...

[texasmade]

i say you post the drafts of those emails names removed

[zmanzero]

i say you post the drafts of those emails names removed

i can't. i would be eternally dammed. :shock:

[Mr. Snuffleupagus]

I second!

[texasmade]

i say you post the drafts of those emails names removed

i can't. i would be eternally dammed. :shock:

ahhhh says who?


this guy





cooome on you can do it drink a little more and post it here :twisted:

[zmanzero]

in my infinite sobriety this morning, i deleted the drafts you sops. no one will ever know but me! :evil: :wink:

[texasmade]

ahhhhhh whyyy!!!! u remember just sum it up :lol:

[zmanzero]

k. bikers, hate, and love. 2 women. that says it all. i just thank god that shit wasn't sent... whoa!!! i drunkenly dodged an internet fiasco with women i see in my real life. i'm luckier than that guy in "singing in the rain".

[texasmade]

so you hate making love to two biker chicks that you see everyday?

[zmanzero]

k. this is as drunk as i post. maybe. i am stewed. i am very very stewed. thank god that i have friends. i'll go eat some ice cream now, this keyboard is hard now to type on.

be well, you sops.

[MasterGuns]

Okay I've been drinkin for a bit now, and I must say I'm upset.not at anything minor either. I was just served a pisspoor guinness. How can this happen, you ask? A bad pour.
All I want to say is, if you pour a guinness incorrectly, you destroy it. It tastes like metal instead of guinness, it tastes like metal.
I'm disappointed, and this is supposed to be one of the best bars in memphis.
The moral of this story: ask your waitress/bartender how they pour a guinness. If they blank or tell you they pour it like any other beer, walk away.
Just a friendly PSA from that guy who hardly posts anymore.

[Mr. Snuffleupagus]

Damn that sucks!

Sounds like it was out of the can. The directions are on the side. Just pour that shit! The best ones just dump the can upside down in the glass, but I don't do that incase of weird shit on the outside the can getting in my beer. But yeah pour the cans out fast and don't tip the glass.

On Tap is another story.

[MasterGuns]

Wise words. It was on tap, which is the best kind provided the bartender knows what they're doin.

[Mr. Snuffleupagus]

So I guess you didn't get the shamrock head topper :lol:

I always order a beer to drink while I'm waiting for the Guiness on tap haha.

[texasmade]

got some Jäger and LD black