The Alcohol Thread

[daruckis]

mothaf*ckin oberon.

[Painkiller]

Natural ice

[Roo]

I love this thread. I just read the first page and it warmed my heart. I have not eaten that chicken salad yet, I'm too busy with my 22oz Singha and Skruf ES lös.

[texasmade]

Jaeger ftw!!!!


/ That is all

you sir are invited to any party i ever have or attend

[texasmade]

i officially have more alcohol in my house than i think ive ever had at one time. ive never been one to collect liquors like rich dudes do, its usually buy a fifth, drink it in 2-3 days, repeat. but as it stands i have 2 open fifths, a half gallon, an unopened 20 pack of miller lite, and the remnants of a leinie 12 pack. god damn. currently drinking leinie 1888 bock.

a fifth? in 2-3 days? at parties i would murder a fifth or 2 within an hour and a half tops


EDIT: Jose Cuervo Black Medallion

[sgreger1]

Well, my parents are off this weekend, so I guess this leaves me home alone(with maybe sum friends to call over), a bottle of Russian Vodka,some coke... aaaand the party begins :P

Be careful with the coke man. It's lots of fun in the moment but it leads down a long path of suckiness. Just be responsible.


Also, 1/5th is like a single serving, 2-3 days? Weeeeeeak.

[Roo]

a fifth? in 2-3 days? at parties i would murder a fifth or 2 within an hour and a half tops


EDIT: Jose Cuervo Black Medallion

Murderin' fifths of Jose Cuervo?? Enjoy it while it lasts, kiddo!! (bastard)

[texasmade]

hehe no i wish. thats only i parties where everybody throws in 5 bucks and drinks till they fall out.


i only have a fifth of the cuervo(my girl bought it for me got an interview next week and celebrating early)

BUT i will enjoy it :twisted:

[daruckis]

i used to do the whole fifth in a night thing like 3 years ago. i dont really know how i did that. that shits ridiculous.

[texasmade]

i only drink heavy when im with a group of friends or at a party.

10 shots to start then free for all drinking. one of my favorite things to do was play flaming soccer

[visiON]

Well, my parents are off this weekend, so I guess this leaves me home alone(with maybe sum friends to call over), a bottle of Russian Vodka,some coke... aaaand the party begins :P

Be careful with the coke man. It's lots of fun in the moment but it leads down a long path of suckiness. Just be responsible.


Also, 1/5th is like a single serving, 2-3 days? Weeeeeeak.

I didn't mean cocaine :\

[texasmade]

JAGERMEISTER

[Roo]

I "murdered" a fifth of Ridgefield Reserve Kentucky Bourbon today. It took me 12 hours, two meals, and a nap. You know you're getting old when you worry about how many calories are in a bottle of bourbon...

[texasmade]

12 hours? thats not murdering it...thats torturing it

[f. bandersnatch]

I "murdered" a fifth of Ridgefield Reserve Kentucky Bourbon today. It took me 12 hours, two meals, and a nap. You know you're getting old when you worry about how many calories are in a bottle of bourbon...

awesome, just awesome.

I was asked to leave a bar last night because I was drinking evan williams bonded out of a flask/pouring it in other people's drinks. Then on the way home some guys were like"I want that bike, white boy", so we played sidewalk chicken. I won.

I guess the moral of the story is that alcohol makes you a retard, but drinking a shitload of it sure is fun.