Call me ghetto, but just for an everyday around the house beer, I've been buying the 16 oz. Pabst Blue Ribbon from the liquor store. It equates to $4.70 for eight 6 point beers. I've been hooked on the Big Mouth Mickey's too. But when I really want to enjoy a beer, and I've got extra cash it's Bohemia, Negra Modelo, or a Sam Adams Pale Ale or Dark Lager. I really like them all, I'm quite the beer fiend. My belly is a liquid grain storage facility!
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Originally posted by f. bandersnatch View PostI rent two of the rooms in my house out to people. One of the people I rent to is an old friend, and one is a whiny bro-tastic bitch. He rolled up on the house tonight, drunk out of his mind at like 1O:30, referred my dog as a "niggy dog" (my dog is black, and, as a person with black people in my immediate family, I have no choice but to write people off as soon as they drop this word (its not really up for etymological debate at that point, ya know? )) turned the air conditioner down to 69 and then passed out. I am now taking votes as to whether or not I should wake him up by punching him in the back of the head and screaming "DUDE" at the top of my lungs. Vote quick, this buzz wont last forever.
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Next time strip him butt-ass naked, prop him upright in an easy chair by the front door, put a shampoo bottle in one hand, a spatula in the other, get a sharpie and adorn his face with a swastika and multiple crudely-drawn cock-and-balls, then invite the prettiest girls he knows over for a nightcap.
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