Satan

[justintempler]

About the same time as whokilledmyhooker registered here on snuson someone with the same nickname started posting on a skateboard forum over at www.slapmagazine.com

If they're not the same person, then there's two people with the same nickname with the same shitty attitude.

Moral of the story:
Stay on a level surface and keep your balance or your bound to fall off your board. 8)

[Jason]

I'm guessing he didn't figure that a whole bunch of folks would jump up and say Yay Satanism. Gotta love the folks here at Snuson. Wink

:wink:

Heh, not to mention the fact that it turned out to be a decent discussion; most likely not what the OP intended...

[justintempler]

http://www.rickalexander.com/Santa.htm

SANTA IS AN ANAGRAM FOR SATAN
by Rick Alexander ©2002 RACo Music BMI

S-A-N-T-A - S-A-T-A-N
Oh Santa is an anagram for Satan
You'd think we would have noticed it before
Those little elves are really demon minions
And neither of them likes to use the door
Instead he just come sliding down your chimney
Feels right at home when he lands in the flames
He leaves their toys he takes their souls
He puts his finger up his nose
And flies right up the chimney again

S-A-N-T-A - S-A-T-A-N
Oh Santa is an anagram for Satan
He wears a suit that's colored firey red
He wears a hat that has white fur around it
To cover up the horns upon his head
At Christmas time he sits upon his mall throne
And all the little children form a line
And you know it's understood
He knows if you've been bad or good
And if you're bad he gets you for all time

S-A-N-T-A - S-A-T-A-N
Oh Santa is an anagram for Satan
It's Christmas time - he's coming into town
You think he's here to bring you lots of presents
But he's really here to track you down
And have you ever thought about his reindeer
Eight horny beasts that pull his evil sleigh
He makes a list - he checks it twice
If you've been bad he thinks that's nice
Cause then he gets to haul your soul away

S-A-N-T-A - S-A-T-A-N
Oh Santa is an anagram for Satan
If you rearrange the letters you can tell
That Old Saint Nick is really out to trick you
And take your little children down to Hell
Or as he calls it - Santa's Magic Kingdom
Where boys and girls can play eternally
Those devilish games among the flames
If you've been bad he's got your names
And you'll go down there with him happily

S-A-N-T-A - S-A-T-A-N
Oh Santa is an anagram for Satan

[tom502]

Plagerized or not, The Satanic Bible is good read and speaks a lot of truth. I like the cheesy imagery of Satanism. And left hand path occultic arts in general. But Satanism is either mythical anti-christianism, or philosophic reaction to Chritianity. Maybe not always. I prefer the Eastern spiritual philosophies.

[Roo]

Nice posts Templer! Satanism to me is the punchline of a really good joke. I missed some crazy sh*t yesterday.

[shikitohno]

Most of the New Age-y religions have some philosophical points I like, Satanism included. But my primary complaint with organized religion remains those people in every religion that feel compelled to make sure you believe the same thing they do, and if you don't, you're somehow inferior. I don't have an issue with most of Christianity (mostly because technically Jesus is supposed to have nullified all the crazy ass laws of the old testament.), but I think Gandhi put it pretty well when he said, "I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."

[paulwall9]

WOW!!! GANDHI HAD A POINT!!!

[sagedil]

I so friggin agree!!!

I am embarrassed to admit I am a Christian, I mostly utterly despise most other Christians. If they would get ther heads out of ther a**es and actually read What Jesus spoke about. Perhaps they could finally recognize in themselves what Jesus is talking about when he condemns the Pharisees.

[paulwall9]

AMEN BROTHER!!!

[lxskllr]

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[paulwall9]

LX, Don't be speechless haha!

[tom502]

Jesus taught the same basic philosophy as Buddha and Krishna. Most all what most Christians state they believe, Jesus never taught that.

[Mr. Snuffleupagus]

The clock in my bedroom has Anton LaVey's face on it.

[bakerbarber]

Satin is not my thing. I prefer wool or cotton.

[sagedil]

Nope. Linen or silk for me. :wink: