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  • VBSnus
    Member
    • Jul 2009
    • 532

    Polls and Pundits

    http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...ows_pundits_to
  • lxskllr
    Member
    • Sep 2007
    • 13435

    #2
    :^D

    They're my favorite news source :^)

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    • Veganpunk
      Member
      • Jun 2009
      • 5381

      #3
      Oh I love the onion. Sometimes they'll get me though indirectly. I'll be on a site with a link that takes me to The Onion. I saw a link about Soundgarden reuniting so I clicked it. It goes into some story about them running itno each other at the mall, Kim was working at a Cinn-A-Bun. About a quarter of the way through I looked at the url. Oh you onion you.

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      • sgreger1
        Member
        • Mar 2009
        • 9451

        #4
        Oh my God, that was amazing. I have not laughed that hard in a long time. They should have thrown in a "remember 9-11, and the terrorists!" and seen the poll stats go up, then finish it off with "they tuk err jobs!".


        Lol I would love to see live ratings of people while they are talking, would be hilariouse at best.

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        • Premium Parrots
          Super Moderators
          • Feb 2008
          • 9758

          #5
          I think this one is much funnier

          http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...erving_9_11_by

          sadly its too late for me to abstain today
          Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





          I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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          • sgreger1
            Member
            • Mar 2009
            • 9451

            #6
            The funniest one is where they sell the nations gold reserve on cashforgold.com

            "Treasure secretary Giethner read customer testimonials to make sure the site was legit"



            lol

            "it's just sitting there anyways" "This woman sent in the ring from her first marriage and recieved cash the next day, so why can't we?"

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            • sgreger1
              Member
              • Mar 2009
              • 9451

              #7
              http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...notaur_to_gore


              Is Using A Minotaur To Gore Detainees A Form Of Torture?




              this is the best one on the site

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              • Mullolley
                Member
                • Aug 2009
                • 213

                #8
                That's weird. This is the first video I clicked on after watching the other three. I'm an actor out here in NY, and the blond girl hiking in the video was in the last show I did. Small world.

                http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...d_throughout_u

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