What kind of TP do you use (or..What's on your ass right now)

[Jason]

It's funny, I happen to use the same generic no-brand shit paper at home that they have at my work. What a small world.





I call it "product testing".

:P

[justintempler]

[sgreger1]

Maybe this is more your thing sgreger?

That, my friend, is the American way. 2500 PSI of anal cleansing goodness!

[sgreger1]

yea we will all be forced to use bidets to save the trees. What happens to the trees when all the dam water runs out from everyone washing their asses?

personally if I had to choose between toilet paper and water I would rather hydrate with water that wipe my butt. I might have a sore crusty butt but at least I will survive.

Yah, those of us in California already feel the water shortage now that they ration water and only serve at restaurants on request.

Not because we are low on water but because congress decided to save some fish (delta smelt) that kept getting sucked into the pumps, so they divert a majority of our fresh water out into the ocean, and now the farms have a 40% unemployment rate. Go figure.


We should all just go middle eastern style and use our hands.

[Snusdog]

Maybe this is more your thing sgreger?

Man you stick that thing up your ass and you better be leaning over the sink cause you’ll be blowing shit out through your nose!!!

It’s the bidet, enema, netti pot combo :shock:

[Liandri]

You guys are wimps.

I use Clorox bleach disinfecting wipes. The burn tells you your clean!

[Roo]

ShamWow

[Premium Parrots]

This thread needs to be either revived or flushed

[ratcheer]

There is some funny shit in here.

Tim

[Bigblue1]

Cottonelle moist wipes here. My ass is sensitive god Dang it!

[CoderGuy]

Pretty sure we have posted about everything on this forum now, I honestly can't think of any stone we have left unturned. LMOA

[Connavar]

my TP of choice

[ratcheer]

Cottonelle moist wipes here. My ass is sensitive god Dang it!

My proctologist taught me to just put a little cheap hand lotion on my toilet paper. That was probably about 15 years ago and I consider it to have been one of the greatest lessons of my life. From a practical standpoint, anyway.

Tim

[ratcheer]

my TP of choice

It wouldn't be much worse than the cow's tongue.

Tim

[Bigblue1]

My proctologist taught me to just put a little cheap hand lotion on my toilet paper. That was probably about 15 years ago and I consider it to have been one of the greatest lessons of my life. From a practical standpoint, anyway.

Tim

Yeah before they made these moist wipes I used to use a lil squirt of witch hazel and it worked well. The wipes are just to dang convenient and perfect so i use them now. Still keep the witch hazel around tho in case I get a little inflamed.