1. In the beginning God created the snus and the snuff.
2. Now the los was without form, and crumbly; and clumps were all sitting in the can. And the Spirit of God looked inside the snus tins.
3. And God said, Let there be a Pris: and there was a Pris.
4. And God saw the pris, that it was good: and God wrapped some in paper.
5. And God called the pris Los, and the paper he called Portions. He used about half a tin and that was the first day.
6. And God said, let there be a firmament in the middle of the tin, and let it divide the fresh snus from the finished ones.
7. And God made the firmament, and divided the snus which was under the firmament from the snus which was above the firmament: and it was so.
8. And God called the firmament a lid. And another half a tin later was the second day.
9. And God said, let the waters be taken out of some portions, and let dry snus appear: and it was so.
10. And God called the dry portions White; and the gathering together of water called Regular: and God saw that it was good.
11. And God said, let some snus bring forth flavor, of herbs and salt, and fruits yielding fruit flavors after their kind, upon the Snus: and it was so.
12. And the snus took on flavor, and herbs and salt, and bergamot, after their kind: and God enjoyed a portion and it was good.
13. And a whole tin later was the third day.
14. And God said, let there be lights in the tins; and let them be for people who like less nicotine, and for women, and for snus newbies:
15. And let some be put in plastic pouches instead of tins: and it was so.
16. And God made two great Lights; Discreet to come in pouches, and General Dry White Mini Mint to come in a tin: he made Thunder Minis also.
17. And God set them in small containers to give Lights to the earth
18. And to be something when you just need a tiny bit of nicotine, and God saw that it was good.
19: And about 3 pouches of Discreet later was the fourth day.
20. And God said, let the portions bring forth abundantly the juice which hath Nicotine, in strong amounts that make really get a good kick.
21. And God created sterk portions, and many different snusar that kicketh, which the juices bring forth abundantly, after their kind, and every strong los after its kind: and God saw that it was good.
22. And God blessed them, saying, Be fruity, or slightly toasted, and fill the mouths of the people, and let the brands multiply in the earth.
23. And another tin later was the fifth day.
24. And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, poster, and lurker, and mod of the board after his kind: and it was so.
25. And God made the poster on the forum after his kind, and the lurker after their kind, and every thing that creepeth into SnusOn after their kind: And God saw that it was good.
26. And God said, Let us make snusmakers in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the people on the forums, and over the design of the tins, and over the portions, and over all the snus, and over every pris that goes under a lip.
27. So God created snusmakers in his own image; Joakim and Markus created he them.
28. And God blessed them, and God said unto them, make snus, and let it multiply, and replenish the tins, and make new brands: and have dominion over the portions, and over the los, and over all the earth, and over every person that creepeth on the forums.
29. And God said, behold, I have given you herbs and salt, which is inside the best of snus, and in bergamot: to you it shall be for taste.
30. And to every type of portion, and to every los, and to every poster that creepeth on the forums, wherein there is advice, I have given every type of flavor for taste: and it was so.
31 And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And a truckload of los later was the sixth day.
2. Now the los was without form, and crumbly; and clumps were all sitting in the can. And the Spirit of God looked inside the snus tins.
3. And God said, Let there be a Pris: and there was a Pris.
4. And God saw the pris, that it was good: and God wrapped some in paper.
5. And God called the pris Los, and the paper he called Portions. He used about half a tin and that was the first day.
6. And God said, let there be a firmament in the middle of the tin, and let it divide the fresh snus from the finished ones.
7. And God made the firmament, and divided the snus which was under the firmament from the snus which was above the firmament: and it was so.
8. And God called the firmament a lid. And another half a tin later was the second day.
9. And God said, let the waters be taken out of some portions, and let dry snus appear: and it was so.
10. And God called the dry portions White; and the gathering together of water called Regular: and God saw that it was good.
11. And God said, let some snus bring forth flavor, of herbs and salt, and fruits yielding fruit flavors after their kind, upon the Snus: and it was so.
12. And the snus took on flavor, and herbs and salt, and bergamot, after their kind: and God enjoyed a portion and it was good.
13. And a whole tin later was the third day.
14. And God said, let there be lights in the tins; and let them be for people who like less nicotine, and for women, and for snus newbies:
15. And let some be put in plastic pouches instead of tins: and it was so.
16. And God made two great Lights; Discreet to come in pouches, and General Dry White Mini Mint to come in a tin: he made Thunder Minis also.
17. And God set them in small containers to give Lights to the earth
18. And to be something when you just need a tiny bit of nicotine, and God saw that it was good.
19: And about 3 pouches of Discreet later was the fourth day.
20. And God said, let the portions bring forth abundantly the juice which hath Nicotine, in strong amounts that make really get a good kick.
21. And God created sterk portions, and many different snusar that kicketh, which the juices bring forth abundantly, after their kind, and every strong los after its kind: and God saw that it was good.
22. And God blessed them, saying, Be fruity, or slightly toasted, and fill the mouths of the people, and let the brands multiply in the earth.
23. And another tin later was the fifth day.
24. And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, poster, and lurker, and mod of the board after his kind: and it was so.
25. And God made the poster on the forum after his kind, and the lurker after their kind, and every thing that creepeth into SnusOn after their kind: And God saw that it was good.
26. And God said, Let us make snusmakers in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the people on the forums, and over the design of the tins, and over the portions, and over all the snus, and over every pris that goes under a lip.
27. So God created snusmakers in his own image; Joakim and Markus created he them.
28. And God blessed them, and God said unto them, make snus, and let it multiply, and replenish the tins, and make new brands: and have dominion over the portions, and over the los, and over all the earth, and over every person that creepeth on the forums.
29. And God said, behold, I have given you herbs and salt, which is inside the best of snus, and in bergamot: to you it shall be for taste.
30. And to every type of portion, and to every los, and to every poster that creepeth on the forums, wherein there is advice, I have given every type of flavor for taste: and it was so.
31 And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And a truckload of los later was the sixth day.
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