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  • texasmade
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    • Jan 2009
    • 4159

    #31
    我喜欢我们下车,并开始讨论话题中的一个洗碗机紫色猴子屄谈

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    • sgreger1
      Member
      • Mar 2009
      • 9451

      #32
      Originally posted by texasmade
      我喜欢我们下车,并开始讨论话题中的一个洗碗机紫色猴子屄谈
      ="I like to get off the train and began to discuss the topic in a dishwasher purple monkey **** Tan"


      What the fu<k?

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      • texasmade
        Member
        • Jan 2009
        • 4159

        #33
        no

        i like how we got off topic and started discussing purple monkey ****s in a dishwasher



        عدم وجود ترجمة بك هو سيء

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        • Roo
          Member
          • Jun 2008
          • 3446

          #34
          Wow google translate does not handle chinese slang very well... "loaded c*nt" was not what I was after, but it will do! (pretending to be the pussy is a vulgar term for "poser")

          I entered "his mother's clitoris" in Chinese, (believe it or not - it is a funny way of expressing admiration for something) in to Google translate to see if I would be understood and I got this: "his mother Palestinian child" :shock:

          clitoris = Palestinian child

          I'll have to consult a native speaker on this one.

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          • texasmade
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            • Jan 2009
            • 4159

            #35
            :lol: that gave me mud mouth thanks roo

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            • texasmade
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              • Jan 2009
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              #36
              Verkehr wie Affen

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              • sgreger1
                Member
                • Mar 2009
                • 9451

                #37
                Originally posted by Roo
                Wow google translate does not handle chinese slang very well... "loaded c*nt" was not what I was after, but it will do! (pretending to be the pussy is a vulgar term for "poser")

                I entered "his mother's clitoris" in Chinese, (believe it or not - it is a funny way of expressing admiration for something) in to Google translate to see if I would be understood and I got this: "his mother Palestinian child" :shock:

                clitoris = Palestinian child

                I'll have to consult a native speaker on this one.

                See, it's not just the jews that have it in for them.


                Note to self: Do not use google tanslate for international business deals




                Oddly, it seems to work fine for things such as


                肮脏的美国猪。你们的傲慢将是你下台!
                (Dirty American swine. Your arrogance will be your downfall!!!)

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                • texasmade
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                  • Jan 2009
                  • 4159

                  #38
                  well then ...we know who really runs google

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                  • sgreger1
                    Member
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 9451

                    #39
                    Wow, sorry to be off topic but the hippies at the college have mounted some large protest and shut down all the streets, closing down traffic going in and out of the campus.

                    My wife is comin from campus to pick me up from work and it's already been an hour.

                    They have cops there but they are aiding the protestors and only letting 1 car through roughly every 5 minutes, while 5,000 people are jaywalking and unlawfully stopping traffic.

                    Meanwhile it is getting closer and closer to rush hour and I have to drive 2 hours up to San Francisco still to get my daughter.

                    I HATE CALIFORNIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                    • texasmade
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                      • Jan 2009
                      • 4159

                      #40
                      crazy...but if you havent noticed we have been off topic since the bottom of the first page

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                      • sgreger1
                        Member
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 9451

                        #41
                        I think snuson threads always tend to be that way. It holds the subject down for all of 5 minutes before a conversation about kittens and unicorns morphs into political rants against Obama and then slowly devolves into convo's in foreign languages, and then finnaly results in us all talking to each other in binary.

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                        • Premium Parrots
                          Super Moderators
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 9759

                          #42
                          I think tex scared the gals away. bastard









                          btw, some of us already have our little crime organizations already.
                          Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                          I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                          • texasmade
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                            • Jan 2009
                            • 4159

                            #43
                            EDIT: 0110001001100101011101000111010001100101011100100011111 1

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                            • Premium Parrots
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                              • Feb 2008
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                              #44
                              come on you just screwed up the whole page...........
                              Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                              I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                              • texasmade
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                                • Jan 2009
                                • 4159

                                #45
                                :lol:

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