Who wants to create a global corporate crime syndicate w/ me

[sagedil]

Don't blame me, I haven't even posted in this thread yet. :wink:

[Premium Parrots]

Thanks for editing that Tex.


Sage, Tex had a mile and a half of 1s and 0s and the page was skroll city.

[Veganpunk]

I'm down for some scheming!

[shikitohno]

Du må kjøper mange rilfer for å beskytte deg. Kanskje noe AK-47, eller Mosin-Naganter? Simo Häyhä brukte et Mosin-Nagant, og var het den hvit døden i Sverige, så de er gøde rifler, og billig. En kann kjøpe en Mosin-Nagant med bare $100! Vi kann arbeide med de norske forbrytelse syndikater.

Only had to use google translate to check it. Think I even guessed some of the genders properly. Too bad I can't recall the rule for forming compound words. I want to just make that last bit forbrytelssyndikater. Makes is look more evil, and somewhat symmetrical about the s's.

[adm]

Right. Back to the international crime syndicate topic.

I'm in as the European connection. I have an extensive background in global Corporate strategy that's just dying to be put to a good use....

I'll even buy a long haired white cat to stroke. I already have the scar.

[sgreger1]

I'll even buy a long haired white cat to stroke. I already have the scar.

Oh no way!!! Your in for sure.


Okay so next step, we need to think of the perfect scam. The world is a giant game waiting to be played to our advantage. What simple, low cost thing could we do to make 2 trillion dollars. I mean this scam Goldman Sachs ran with ICE and DME is just for beginners, we gotta really up the ante.

I know theres some scheming bastards reading this, hiding behind their snus beards. What approach to take? Manipulating markets, selling proactive face cream to impoverished Africans. Taxing the air and convincing everyone they can save the planet by paying you money?

Think people. Think.

[Ainkor]

Ahh the irony. Big criminal organizations=Big business

All that is different is the type of lawyers you hire.

Sometimes, I guess :P

We should do this. Of course, not start off overtly criminal, figure out something that is legal (or not illegal) now and work it to the end.

[sgreger1]

The fine line that seperates organized crime, big government or large corporations is about the size of a carbon nano tube.

All the same thing, but one is smarter and just made it legal for them to rob you.

If we can start off with something that just makes some quick cash, we can lobby the gov from that point on and it'll be a breeze from there.

[weeg3]

The fine line that seperates organized crime, big government or large corporations is about the size of a carbon nano tube.

All the same thing, but one is smarter and just made it legal for them to rob you.

If we can start off with something that just makes some quick cash, we can lobby the gov from that point on and it'll be a breeze from there.

i have had an idea for years, but it's in poor taste and reflective of what i think of akron.... i will pm those not easily offended.

[sgreger1]

i have had an idea for years, but it's in poor taste and reflective of what i think of akron.... i will pm those not easily offended.

Akron?

Nothing is too low for me baby i'm in it to win it!

[weeg3]

i have had an idea for years, but it's in poor taste and reflective of what i think of akron.... i will pm those not easily offended.

Akron?

Nothing is too low for me baby i'm in it to win it!

ok, hopefully i won't get banhammered....

but my idea is this:

a fried chicken chain next to a loan shark.

the business will be like revolving doors, and we need only set them up and keep raking in the cash from the two businesses. it's not like "selling nothing," but it IS the most lucrative thing that i've been able to come up with.

[texasmade]

miracle bracelets...they do nothing but people are superstitious or are seeking alternative medicine...buy in bulk some copper and nickel bracelets from china for like 50 cents each and sell em for $20 a pop

[Premium Parrots]

start a new religion.

[weeg3]

start a new religion.

L ron did it.

[texasmade]

but then we would have to get enough followers to even be established as an actual religion...to much effort..it would be easier to sell people false hopes...but whats the difference once you get down to it :lol: