Who wants to create a global corporate crime syndicate w/ me

[sgreger1]

i have had an idea for years, but it's in poor taste and reflective of what i think of akron.... i will pm those not easily offended.

Akron?

Nothing is too low for me baby i'm in it to win it!

ok, hopefully i won't get banhammered....

but my idea is this:

a fried chicken chain next to a loan shark.

the business will be like revolving doors, and we need only set them up and keep raking in the cash from the two businesses. it's not like "selling nothing," but it IS the most lucrative thing that i've been able to come up with.

OLLOOLOLOLOLOLOL. So we'll be basing the operation out of CA?

[sgreger1]

miracle bracelets...they do nothing but people are superstitious or are seeking alternative medicine...buy in bulk some copper and nickel bracelets from china for like 50 cents each and sell em for $20 a pop

Outstanding. We could sell those magnetic ones and claim they interact with your chakras to heal you.



And a new religion? That may be the most lucritive of all. If scientology can continue making money off a guy who admits he did it just for money, than we can sure as hell pull it off.

[weeg3]

i have had an idea for years, but it's in poor taste and reflective of what i think of akron.... i will pm those not easily offended.

Akron?

Nothing is too low for me baby i'm in it to win it!

ok, hopefully i won't get banhammered....

but my idea is this:

a fried chicken chain next to a loan shark.

the business will be like revolving doors, and we need only set them up and keep raking in the cash from the two businesses. it's not like "selling nothing," but it IS the most lucrative thing that i've been able to come up with.

OLLOOLOLOLOLOLOL. So we'll be basing the operation out of CA?

oh, you have a fair number then too i take it?

[sgreger1]

Lol i could see this one getting locked up real quick, but yah, Southern CA and Oakland in particular.

[weeg3]

Lol i could see this one getting locked up real quick, but yah, Southern CA and Oakland in particular.

lol, i was trying to be as delicate as possible with the matter.

[texasmade]

atlanta would be better


we could sell prayer papers and claim that if you read the prayer then burn it it will heal all your ailments 10$ a prayer

[texasmade]

bump


whats goin on with this

[sgreger1]

atlanta would be better


we could sell prayer papers and claim that if you read the prayer then burn it it will heal all your ailments 10$ a prayer

Oh that's perfect, they buy it one time and then have to burn it, so no way to use the same prayer twice. Religion is the biggest way to make cash.

[tom502]

Oprah could sell them, and it would sell like crazy.

[texasmade]

atlanta would be better


we could sell prayer papers and claim that if you read the prayer then burn it it will heal all your ailments 10$ a prayer

Oh that's perfect, they buy it one time and then have to burn it, so no way to use the same prayer twice. Religion is the biggest way to make cash.

and their can be prayers for everything....sickness, money problems, relationships, etc.

also that annointing oil...holy water...somebody can get their priest certificate online and bless a swimming pool $20 a bottle, 1 fl oz

[sgreger1]

and their can be prayers for everything....sickness, money problems, relationships, etc.

also that annointing oil...holy water...somebody can get their priest certificate online and bless a swimming pool $20 a bottle, 1 fl oz

Lol, like the Kabalists who sell blessed Kabalah water for like 4$ a bottle.

[texasmade]

exactly...its money waiting to be made

[sgreger1]

Do you think we could bring back the beenie babies fad? Or pogs?

[texasmade]

if pokemon is still airing on tv and making money then beanie babies can definitely make a comeback my little sister has around 300 or so in a box all tags and everything all it needs is a little push to take off

[Mr. Snuffleupagus]

Damn I was just in Santa Cruz on Sunday. I should have hit you up.