Who wants to create a global corporate crime syndicate w/ me

[sgreger1]

I now realize that after all these years I’ve been looking at it the wrong way.

I keep watching these people and companies running these scams that make them billions and frankly they are geniuses. I am stuck complaining while they get to live the life.


So who's down to start a multi-national corporate crime syndicate with me?




There’s ideas everywhere that are so simple it makes you say "Doh, why didn't I think of that?


Look at what ICE did with oil... they set up two or three companies that did nothing but make "round trip" deals and made trillions without ever actually selling anything.


All they did was: One firm sells energy to another, and then the second firm sells the same amount of energy back to the first company, at the same time and at the exact same price

The best part is that neither company owned any oil to begin with, but since these huge multi million oil deals were going on those numbers got picked up by the stock market and made it seems like oil was being sold in record amounts. Even though there is an excess it makes it look like there is a shortage.

They made away with 2.5 TRILLION dollars in less than 9 years by artificially making it look like oil was in higher demand than it was.

WHY THE F DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT? There's almost no overhead and could be done at home on my laptop.



Goldman Sachs thought of this perfect scheme first but I know there's a bunch more out there still to be had.



So, anyone down?

[weeg3]

Re: Who wants to create a global corporate crime syndicate w

I now realize that after all these years I’ve been looking at it the wrong way.

I keep watching these people and companies running these scams that make them billions and frankly they are geniuses. I am stuck complaining while they get to live the life.


So who's down to start a multi-national corporate crime syndicate with me?




There’s ideas everywhere that are so simple it makes you say "Doh, why didn't I think of that?


Look at what ICE did with oil... they set up two or three companies that did nothing but make "round trip" deals and made trillions without ever actually selling anything.


All they did was: One firm sells energy to another, and then the second firm sells the same amount of energy back to the first company, at the same time and at the exact same price

The best part is that neither company owned any oil to begin with, but since these huge multi million oil deals were going on those numbers got picked up by the stock market and made it seems like oil was being sold in record amounts. Even though there is an excess it makes it look like there is a shortage.

They made away with 2.5 TRILLION dollars in less than 9 years by artificially making it look like oil was in higher demand than it was.

WHY THE F DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT? There's almost no overhead and could be done at home on my laptop.



Goldman Sachs thought of this perfect scheme first but I know there's a bunch more out there still to be had.



So, anyone down?

reminds me of CDSs (credit default swaps) that became a big part of the financial/economic crisis of '08.

we all know how THAT ended up :lol:

[sgreger1]

Dude Weeg3, sure it ****ed the whole country, but someone got rich somewhere in it and moved their money before the collapse.


WE could be THAT guy. Golman Sachs managed to weather this recession with record profits man there is a way to make billions by doing nothing other than scheming up loopholes and scams.


All these years I rallied against it, but now it is clear. I am the one loosing out, living paycheck to paycheck and working my ass of to keep my kid in daycare and food on the table.

I could be at home drinking a beer and making fake transactions all day and make 1,000 times over what I make at work each year.

Who else has seen the light mah brothas? Come, let us get rich.

We could even have a cool crime syndicate name like "The Snusmob"

It'll be tight man just someone hit me up and we'll do this damn thing.

[weeg3]

Dude Weeg3, sure it ****ed the whole country, but someone got rich somewhere in it and moved their money before the collapse.


WE could be THAT guy. Golman Sachs managed to weather this recession with record profits man there is a way to make billions by doing nothing other than scheming up loopholes and scams.


All these years I rallied against it, but now it is clear. I am the one loosing out, living paycheck to paycheck and working my ass of to keep my kid in daycare and food on the table.

I could be at home drinking a beer and making fake transactions all day and make 1,000 times over what I make at work each year.

Who else has seen the light mah brothas? Come, let us get rich.

We could even have a cool crime syndicate name like "The Snusmob"

It'll be tight man just someone hit me up and we'll do this damn thing.

i listened to an npr broadcast where some guy who was selling cds's was making $25,000 a month. apparently, however, the more you have the more you spend, and when his income went down to $6,000/month (still a shit ton of money), he ended up having to sell his place and his cars and almost literally went bankrupt.

i'm fine with going to school and getting out to make about $180K/year - education is a great investment.

[sgreger1]

180k a year starting?


What in the hell line of work are you looking at lol? Sign me up. I can do the international crime thing on the side or at the library.


Seriously what industry do you think your going to get 180k a year starting? What happens if you end up with a kid before you get your PHD?

That's what happened to my wife lol

[weeg3]

180k a year starting?


What in the hell line of work are you looking at lol? Sign me up. I can do the international crime thing on the side or at the library.


Seriously what industry do you think your going to get 180k a year starting? What happens if you end up with a kid before you get your PHD?

That's what happened to my wife lol

lol i haven't gotten laid since july. i'm not too worried about that.

i'm going to do a master's/phd in econometrics so that i can forecast investments for a large multinational bank. ok, maybe not multinational, but pnc has some great bonus packages.

a phd in econometrics is pretty sought-after. and then if i get tired of it i can publish or teach.

[sgreger1]

lol i haven't gotten laid since july. i'm not too worried about that.

i'm going to do a master's/phd in econometrics so that i can forecast investments for a large multinational bank. ok, maybe not multinational, but pnc has some great bonus packages.

a phd in econometrics is pretty sought-after. and then if i get tired of it i can publish or teach.

Lol.

Econometrics is a great way to get paid IF your good at it. These investment forecasters get paid like none other, epsecially once they establish a good reputation for making the right predictions.

Good luck man. But hey, maybe I could use a guy like you on my payroll? Every organized crime ring needs to have some lawyers, investers etc. This is what I mean, we could do it all here on snuson.

We could buy and sell 1 million tins of snus all without ever actually owning or spending a dollar on any snus, and then just watch our stock in Swedish Match octuplify every quarter.

:twisted:

[texasmade]

im down anywhere for silver tongues?

[sgreger1]

im down anywhere for silver tongues?

Everyone can be in on it man, we need someone with a silver tongue to pitch the scheme to investors.

The laws in the US are too strict so we gotta move to switzerland or sweden for our operation.

I mean forget about a desk job, we could be making trillions here if we put our heads together.

The Snus Mafia would eventually get so big that we would have to adopt a more docile name like InternationalCorp.


If we could think up just 1 crafty enough scheme we could be set for life.

[weeg3]

lol i haven't gotten laid since july. i'm not too worried about that.

i'm going to do a master's/phd in econometrics so that i can forecast investments for a large multinational bank. ok, maybe not multinational, but pnc has some great bonus packages.

a phd in econometrics is pretty sought-after. and then if i get tired of it i can publish or teach.

Lol.

Econometrics is a great way to get paid IF your good at it. These investment forecasters get paid like none other, epsecially once they establish a good reputation for making the right predictions.

Good luck man. But hey, maybe I could use a guy like you on my payroll? Every organized crime ring needs to have some lawyers, investers etc. This is what I mean, we could do it all here on snuson.

We could buy and sell 1 million tins of snus all without ever actually owning or spending a dollar on any snus, and then just watch our stock in Swedish Match octuplify every quarter.

:twisted:

i've already fulfilled my mathematics requirements for grad school and took a grad level business forecasting class last semester. i find it interesting because the longer you sit down with it and the more information you dig for, the more accurate your forecast will be. i kinda screwed over my GPA a bit in engineering, so pretty much the only reason i'm going to get grad school paid for is because i have an extensive math and stats background. the only thing that makes a forecaster a bad one is pure laziness :S (agreeably, it's SO EASY to get frustrated with the stats and throw out sig betas for a smoother, simpler model, so i can't h8 ).

stop corrupting me! lol

[texasmade]

if your dead ass serious pm me :twisted:

[sgreger1]

if your dead ass serious pm me :twisted:

But we need more than just 3 heads, if we all pulled together we could manipulate entire markets to our benefit. Sure congres will investigate but like ICE and DME Energy, once youve made 2.5 trillion$ lobbying is too damn easy.

Okay, so we got our mathematician/economist to predict what market is the best to manipulate, we got our smooth talking salesman, we have the genius mastermind (me of course), now all we need is a lawyer and a guy with a snus beard to make it look legit.

I can think of a couple people here who could fill the later position.

[texasmade]

i have a friend thats italian and he has certain family affiliations...

[Roo]

I got the beard, homes, and some meager yet functional Chinese language skills. And I'll kick your ass at ping pong, and I can juggle. I can find and issue cheap plane tickets too lol. But soon we'll have a privat jet, so scratch that last one.

(oh wait, that's one of my only job skills. crap)

I'm a pretty good cook too.

[sgreger1]

Yah that's cool but I don't want to split the cut too many ways. 2.5 Trillion ain't gonna be much once inflation kicks in.

Even better, we could do business in Yen and Euros only!



Vbsnus, where you at? You know you want in on this shit right here.

In 10 years there's gonna be snuson topics talking about my organization and how rich we are and everyone gonna feel hella stupid for not getting in when they could.