The tale of 2 lobsters.......

[Premium Parrots]

good title huh?!?

It was our 30th wedding anniversary yesterday. So I went to the seafood place that we frequent and I bought 2 of the biggest lobster tails they had and brought them home. They ended up being 1 1/3 lb each. Mind you, thats just the tail, no claws and such. They were so freakin huge I found it quite difficult to finish mine. It was great to actually stuff my face with as much lobster as I could possibly consume. My lil wife didn't have a problem eating all of hers either. I can't believe how much food this little woman can ingest. Just thought I'd share this wee bit of life in the deep freeze they call Illinois.

still can't believe the wife ate the whole thing......we were so full we declined to "celebrate" in the "traditional" fashion........maybe she will "get lucky" tonight. :wink:



15 hours later and I'm still full. lol. gluttony rules!!!




on another note..........yesterday my doc calls and tells me that I have to stick to a strict diet or by this time next year I will be on meds for diabetes. Whats next?? I'm already taking a ton of meds for other health problems. Its hell gettin old I tell ya. I guess I partied too much as a youngun.

[Roo]

Congrats on 30 years PP! And for stuffing your face with lobster.

[Veganpunk]

Though I don't condone eating lobster, congrats on the 30.

[RedMacGregor]

i make a lobster & roasted garlic bisque that's out of this world... takes me 3 hours of constant prep. i also use a dozen whole heads of roasted garlic for around 8-9 quarts of bisque

[sgreger1]

30 years??? Wow, congradulations. You deserve to stuff your face with whatever you want. I think you may be one of the only couples i've ever heard of staying strong for that long. Seriouse congrats.

As for the wife... my wife is barely 5'3 and she can out eat me any day, and she is skinny as a stick. I don't know what my life has come to when I can lose an eating contest to a short, skinny, philipino girl... Oh well, now I just want a lobster.

[srhoades2talk]

Congrats to you and your wife, PP. I hope I can make my marriage last that long.

[chadizzy1]

Congrats on 30 years. I made it 2....so I know how hard it is. I hope my next one goes better!

[Karanya]

Congratulations PP! Here's to 30 more

--K

[Premium Parrots]

30 years??? Wow, congradulations. You deserve to stuff your face with whatever you want. I think you may be one of the only couples i've ever heard of staying strong for that long. Seriouse congrats.

As for the wife... my wife is barely 5'3 and she can out eat me any day, and she is skinny as a stick. I don't know what my life has come to when I can lose an eating contest to a short, skinny, philipino girl... Oh well, now I just want a lobster.

Thanks to all of you peeps. We appreciate it.

My wife was 84 lbs when we got married and now she 98 lbs and she eats like a paper shreader.

The day we got married there were several ppl taking bets as to how long we would stay married. Anywhere from 2 days on up. No one ever thought I would stay married very long. However, I've found that when you keep your spouse in the freezer they can last forever. Bodies don't keep very well in those big plastic barrels.

......and yes I will be stuffing my wifes mouth alittle later tonight.
oh my, did I say that??

[sgreger1]

PP, I couldnt see the pic of your kid at work but I just got home and saw it:

A) Very cute
B) Not kidding your kid looks exactly like my daughter. I just showed my wife and she thought I photoshopped a picture of our daughter on it lol.

[Premium Parrots]

LOL thats not my kid its a google pic. My kids are probably older than you. I have grandkids that are 16 years.




yea I'm an old fart.

[MojoQuestor]

Congrats, PP. Glad you enjoyed the lobster, and enjoy the, er, other stuffing.

[sgreger1]

LOL thats not my kid its a google pic. My kids are probably older than you. I have grandkids that are 16 years.




yea I'm an old fart.

Yah after posting that I thought to myself, "Wait, in his picture he looks a little old to be having an infant child", but by your not so vague sexual references it seems like the baby making action is still going on at your age so it seemed plausible. 8)

[Premium Parrots]

what pic? did I post my pic here?

[sgreger1]

what pic? did I post my pic here?

Maybe i'm confusing people again, but didn't you post a picture here somewhere, you have a mustache, look like a cop. Am I mixing you up with someone else? I'm pretty sure it was you. Ill have to find it.