How to get the cops to your house

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  • sgreger1
    Member
    • Mar 2009
    • 9451

    How to get the cops to your house

  • ProudMarineDad
    Member
    • Aug 2009
    • 573

    #2
    Now that's funny. I sent a copy to my son who is a cop.

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    • RobsanX
      Member
      • Aug 2008
      • 2030

      #3
      That is funny!

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      • sgreger1
        Member
        • Mar 2009
        • 9451

        #4
        Lol it's so true. The police response time where I used to live in LA was so horrible I mean they could move every piece of furniture out of your house ebfore the cops came. But god forbid should you tell them your going to defend yourself they'll be there stat.

        Im going to remember this trick incase someone ever breaks into my house.

        9-11: Sir whats the emergency
        Me: Theres some guys in my house
        9-11: Sit tight untill someone gets there
        Me: No, i've got a snipers nest set up in my bedroom. I'm using a guille suit made out of old bed sheets and i've got a barret 50 cal rifle. As soon as that door opens it's going to look like a dirty harry movie in this place. I can taste the blood
        9-11: Sweet jesus, i'll send out an APB to every cop in the country.

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