Stupid things you've said at work

[tom502]

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The Road Warrior.

[WickedKitchen]

A woman at my office told me that I can say anything I want to her except things about her being old and fat.

My response was "Oh c'mon...you're not old."

There was a deafening silence as I attempted to swallow my foot.