Wish Destroyer

[texasmade]

@des yes we are on the same track.


and people wont stop calling you stewart little. you think its only because of your first name but your office room romances also play a role in the nickname.

i wish i had a concubine.

[bakerbarber]

Santa is real, but he's a convicted sex offender, so he can't come within 300 feet of your house. Plus he recently converted to being a Breathairian, so he's cut back a lot on cookies, now his suit doesn't fit. Mrs. Claus recently left him for one of the female elves, the one who was in charge of the flannel shirt dept. Just saying. Not that there's anything wrong with 3ft tall chick with a flat top and a tongue piercing... Good luck getting that balance off your credit card.


I wish I could lose weight this year before summer.

[texasmade]

to bad you wont be outside in the cold and the only thing to eat during the holidays is fattening foods.

i wish i had a [delete concubine, insert ummm "more lube"]. and knew why my thread got locked.

[Premium Parrots]

Think about it tex. locking it was freakin funny bud lol


I'll go unlock it

[texasmade]

i laughed. now destroy my wish for a concubine.

[Premium Parrots]

you want me to edit and delete that part of your post? lol



I can do that.....go see

[texasmade]

i wish you couldn't do that.

[sgreger1]

Wait, did I miss something? Is the word concubine off limits now on this forum? Or was that some inside joke.

[texasmade]

inside joke..or outside joke. it wasn't planned it just happened.

i wish people could read minds.

[Veganpunk]

If people could read minds, then chess would be no fun.

I wish Mr. T was president.

[WickedKitchen]

Mr. T couldn't be president because he pities to many fools...oh wait a minute maybe he already is. You must want Mr. T to pity you because you aren't cool like Face or smart like Hannibal. You've got to have the craziness of Mad Dog Murdoch to wish for that. You shall be banished to the Los Angeles underground.

I wish I could go skiing.

[Premium Parrots]

Mr. Ts an idiot. He lived next door to my sister in Lake Forest. A beautifull, old, exclusive, wooded community. He cut down all the old oak , hickory, and black walnut trees on his property for no apparent reason. Pretty much ruined the block and got fined heavily by the town.

Residents joked that he was growniing watermelons now.

[tom502]

Watermelons?..... hmm is that... racist?

[Premium Parrots]

yes its quite racist. Lake Forest is mainly white. The only people of color you will find there are maids and housekeepers for the most part.

[sgreger1]

Mr T pitty's the fool that doesn't eat fried chicken and watermelon.