Wish Destroyer

[texasmade]

I wish I could go skiing.

I'm bringing this back

You can't go skiing because the amount of money you would have to put into the trip would be doubled by taxes which will be used to shelter and feed single mother meth heads. you can only drem of skiing and by the time you wake up from your dream you realize that the only poles in your hands are attached to the male body's of gary busey and hilary clinton.


I wish I could sleep more.

[Roo]

You can't sleep because your stupid dreams will get you nowhere, it's hard work that gets you anything in this world pal, you need to wake up and get a mutherf«±%£ing JOB so you can finally move out of your moms house you ninny, sleep is for
P~$$¥s.

I wish I could afford a vacation. Lol, the irony hurts. Give it to me tex.

[texasmade]

You'll never afford a vacation because vacations are only for the ones with money, which apparently doesn't come from hard work and only from feeding of the money taken from the working class, which will only last for so long because once the banks go under again there will be no way to bail them out and everyone will be force to work in camps for corn meal.


I wish I was Goldman Sachs accountant pre-drama.

[texasmade]

BUMP!

I wish I would find 1 million dollars sealed in a plastic baggy in my septic tank

[captncaveman]

BUMP!

I wish I would find 1 million dollars sealed in a plastic baggy in my septic tank

Have you looked yet? If so keep digging man, it has to be in there

[Monkey]

BUMP!

I wish I would find 1 million dollars sealed in a plastic baggy in my septic tank

You will never find any money in the septic tank no matter how deep you dig. All you will find is waste and disease constantly reminding you of the time you spent with your nubby ex with the elastic handskys....why not do something more productive like sell bottles of water on the corner and stop wishing for unrealistic money buried in piles of human refuse.

I wish beer was free.

[CreteCoater]

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[Roo]

You oughtta wish being a decent human being was free, Monkey, because you're a black-hearted, abandoned, foul-looking, luckless peice of shit, Mike, you're a steaming, heaping, coiled pile of gooey, hot, reeking stool. Never mind beer, you should drink some of your own urine to get a taste what the rest of world has to deal with every time we look at your face.

I wish I could afford a better place to live

[captncaveman]

i wish i was a helicopter, i could fly places.

[fishmeat]

I wish the world was made out of donuts.

[Snusdog]

I wish I had skipped this thread

[Snusdog]

No wait................I get it now.................wish distroyer.....................I thought everyone was just being really pissy

Damn.................now I wish I read thread titles before I posted




Carry on