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  • wa3zrm
    Member
    • May 2009
    • 4436

    Jail Time for French Women who Berate Husbands

    Record cold temperatures are beginning to take their toll on average citizens around the world. In bone-chilled France, frustrated housewives have taken to venting their spleens at their husbands — and for good reason.

    For decades, effete French men have indulged themselves with aerosol hair spray for their over-groomed hairpieces, contributing, as we all know, to the thinning of the ozone layer and melting of the polar ice caps.

    Now the debonair men are taking the heat.

    Thankfully, the epidemic of shrieking wives has not escaped the attention of the ever-vigilant French Parliament, which is now considering a ban on the practice. The law would apply to both married and cohabiting couples.

    Support reaches to the highest political levels. Announcing the proposed law last week, French premier Francois Fillon explained, “The creation of this offence will allow us to deal with the most insidious situations – situations that leave no visible scars, but which leave victims torn up inside.”

    Repeat perpetrators of “psychological violence” would be subject to electronic tagging, Fillon warned.

    Under the new politeness regime, any use of power and control tactics will be subject to state intervention. Garden-variety nagging will be passé. Honey-do lists will be illégal. And women will think twice before inquiring about amorous liaisons, since false allegations of infidelity will also be barred.

    Soon-to-be-illegal put-downs also include “Vous avez le cervau d’un sandwich au fromage” (You have the brain of a cheese sandwich) and “T’as une tête a faire sauter les plaques d’egouts” (You’ve got a face that would blow off manhole covers).

    Many were delighted with the prospect of re-engineering the prickly French personality. The French gendarme, weary from tracking down elusive tax cheats and al-Qaeda operatives, was buoyed by the news. And middle-aged men mired in stale marriages now have a respectable way out.

    The new proposal has its skeptics, of course.

    Psychologist Anne Giraud worries that “Squabbling couples will allege all kinds of things about each other, but they won’t necessarily be true.” Psychiatrist Marie-France Hirigoyen is likewise “cautious” because the law could be easily misused.

    Sociologist Piere Bonnet frets, “Next they will be making rudeness a crime, and the police and courts will be overrun with work.” Many wonder how a procureur, lacking hard evidence of abuse, would prosecute an accused scofflaw.

    And some recall when actress Brigitte Bardot was fined $6,000 for violating the French hate-crimes law when she made impolitic statements about the looming influence of radical Islam.

    Thanks to the new law, millions of French women will end up spending time behind bars. But it will be for their own good. And once we put an end to the spate of psychological violence, we can move on to other pressing problems like raised eyebrows, annoying grimaces, and unsympathetic stares.

    Source: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2428271/posts
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  • sgreger1
    Member
    • Mar 2009
    • 9451

    #2
    So they are trying to say it is illegal for a man and a woman to yell at each other or call each other names... yah, that'll work.

    Doesn't parlaiment have anything else better to do?

    Also, how much would it cost to move to france? lol

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    • LaZeR
      Member
      • Oct 2009
      • 3994

      #3
      Originally posted by sgreger1
      Also, how much would it cost to move to france? lol
      :idea: This?

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      • truthwolf1
        Member
        • Oct 2008
        • 2696

        #4
        Wait til this goes in effect in Femarica. It will be written up in law that only men will be going to jail. Could you even fathom how the group NOW would react if one of their American sisters was going to jail for verbally abusing their husbands? and think about how many American men live with ball busting feminist types compared to the rest of the world!
        The same law here would be quite a mess but it would put a lot of people in the system.

        If you search you will find many articles about Marxism and Feminism and the destruction of the traditional family.

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        • sgreger1
          Member
          • Mar 2009
          • 9451

          #5
          Originally posted by truthwolf1
          Wait til this goes in effect in Femarica. It will be written up in law that only men will be going to jail. Could you even fathom how the group NOW would react if one of their American sisters was going to jail for verbally abusing their husbands? and think about how many American men live with ball busting feminist types compared to the rest of the world!
          The same law here would be quite a mess but it would put a lot of people in the system.

          If you search you will find many articles about Marxism and Feminism and the destruction of the traditional family.
          We don't have the kind of infrastructure it would require to be able to jail all those women in America lol.

          That's all we need is to send more people to jail for stupid shit.

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          • Damicom3
            Member
            • Jan 2010
            • 65

            #6
            Idk about france but women in alot of the world are still being treated pretty poorly. In egypt a husband can get a divorce by simply stating he wants a divorce 3 times, and on the contrary women have to go through extensive legal procedures to get one.

            Lol but idk where i'm going with that ....but was this a serious article? I'm kindof confused if it is or not. Passing a non enforcable law like that assures me that our tax money is paying idiots who fling crap around like monkeys all day. :roll:

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            • sgreger1
              Member
              • Mar 2009
              • 9451

              #7
              Originally posted by Damicom3
              Idk about france but women in alot of the world are still being treated pretty poorly. In egypt a husband can get a divorce by simply stating he wants a divorce 3 times, and on the contrary women have to go through extensive legal procedures to get one.

              Lol but idk where i'm going with that ....but was this a serious article? I'm kindof confused if it is or not. Passing a non enforcable law like that assures me that our tax money is paying idiots who fling crap around like monkeys all day. :roll:
              Yes it is real, I heard about it a few days ago. It's all part of the scheme to make it so each person is always doing something illegal at any given time, so that police have greater leverage over you. Either that or the monkey beurocrats are trying to maintain their existence by making it look like they are doing something.

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              • CM
                Member
                • Apr 2009
                • 329

                #8
                Sounds to me like islam is gettin a grip.

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                • Hack Horror Writer
                  New Member
                  • Jan 2010
                  • 9

                  #9
                  Originally posted by truthwolf1
                  It will be written up in law that only men will be going to jail.
                  ...Given the quality of the food around my house, due to the lack of ability to cook of both my wife and myself, and having indulged in jail food before, allow me to be the first to pressure a law of this nature into effect.

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                  • Premium Parrots
                    Super Moderators
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 9759

                    #10
                    Ahh...........the French seem to be the most intelligent people in this world. That all sounds great to me.









                    of course....I'm French. :wink:
                    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





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