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  • sgreger1
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    • Mar 2009
    • 9451

    #1

    Peanut butter and jesus sandwich

    Do you have a little jesus in your PB&J? Maybe he appears as a stain on your shoe or an image burnt on to your Pierogi?

    Christ's image in burnt mustard



    Jeus's face in a Polish style ravioli



    In this photo taken Nov. 23, 2009, Mary Joe Coady, of Methuen, Mass., displays an electric iron with residue on the bottom that she says resembles the face of Jesus Christ. She said the image has reassured her that "life is going to be good."



    Virgin mary, in MY pancake? Oh hell no.



    According to ABC affiliate KTNV, Nelson was cleaning her toilet last week when she noticed what she described as Jesus' likeness in an "I Love Vegas" bumper sticker plastered on the bowl.



    A North Carolina woman named Linda Lowe discovered what she believes to be an image of Jesus in her grilled cheese sandwich. Lowe's son tried to sell the toast on eBay, but the picture would not download correctly, so Lowe took that as another sign from God -- that the discovery was meant for her to keep. Lowe keeps the toast in a Tupperware container in her room.



    Virgin mary stain on sidewalk. If it were me, i would say that the stain resembles more of a C&B than anything.



    A Chicago woman claims the image of the Virgin Mary has appeared on the stomach of her pet sand turtle. "I mean, you can't deny it." She says.




    Everyone is getting to see Jesus on their breakfast toast but me, why is he being such a jew about showing himself?
  • Veganpunk
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    • Jun 2009
    • 5381

    #2
    Maybe he did, and you ate him. You now have Jesus inside you!

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    • justintempler
      Member
      • Nov 2008
      • 3090

      #3
      This is my favorite:

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      • sgreger1
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        • Mar 2009
        • 9451

        #4
        LOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOOLOLOL omg that is outstanding. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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        • Premium Parrots
          Super Moderators
          • Feb 2008
          • 9760

          #5
          ROTFLMMFAOPIMP!!! That funny as hell.



          I think all those images look like Neil Young.
          Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





          I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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          • sgreger1
            Member
            • Mar 2009
            • 9451

            #6
            Originally posted by Premium Parrots
            ROTFLMMFAOPIMP!!! That funny as hell.



            I think all those images look like Neil Young.
            Yah I don't think any of them look like Jesus, mainly because other than artist's renditions I don't know what jesus looked like. Also, the images all look like different people, or just the outline of a person in general?

            I even saw a picture of a picture of a baby in eutero that the parents claim looks like michael jackson, but to me it looks like an alien slug baby. I dunno I guess the human mind likes to see what it already expects to see.

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            • groverthesnake
              Member
              • Sep 2009
              • 172

              #7
              Originally posted by Premium Parrots
              ROTFLMMFAOPIMP!!! That funny as hell.



              I think all those images look like Neil Young.
              nope........Ian Anderson (Jethro Tull), especially the grilled cheese

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              • Roo
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                • Jun 2008
                • 3446

                #8
                Neil Young lol. That's hilarious. I pooped the Pope this morning. Might have beat the bishop as well. Haha, sorry people, that's not right. Especially Catholics. Pay no attention to me.

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                • sgreger1
                  Member
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 9451

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Roo
                  Neil Young lol. That's hilarious. I pooped the Pope this morning. Might have beat the bishop as well. Haha, sorry people, that's not right. Especially Catholics. Pay no attention to me.
                  Cummon Roo, you can be more offensive than that. Offensive poop jokes would be like saying "Please excuse me, I have to drop off the Obama girls at the pool".

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                  • Roo
                    Member
                    • Jun 2008
                    • 3446

                    #10
                    Originally posted by sgreger1
                    Originally posted by Roo
                    Neil Young lol. That's hilarious. I pooped the Pope this morning. Might have beat the bishop as well. Haha, sorry people, that's not right. Especially Catholics. Pay no attention to me.
                    Cummon Roo, you can be more offensive than that. Offensive poop jokes would be like saying "Please excuse me, I have to drop off the Obama girls at the pool".
                    Wow... I'll just let that one marinate for a while sgreger.

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                    • Timpe
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                      • Jan 2010
                      • 31

                      #11
                      LOLled @ justintempler's pic D But yeah seriously, if Jesus wanted to show himself to people I think he could come up with a better idea than a sandwich etc. This "jesus-appearing-in-my-dog/toast/dick/wall" has gone WAY over the top and it has been also one of the reasons why I chose Atheism.

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                      • chadizzy1
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                        • May 2009
                        • 7432

                        #12
                        One of my favorite Denis Leary quotes:

                        Originally posted by Denis Leary
                        Look, it's the Virgin Mary!
                        No, it's a muffin, asshole! Trust me, she has a big enough budget. If she wanted to appear to us, she'd do it in the middle of "Air Force One", opening weekend, come up right on the big screen and say "Hey! Stop puttin' shit in the coffee!"

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                        • texasmade
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                          • Jan 2009
                          • 4159

                          #13
                          i saw jesus...he was hanging out in pretty much every church i ever went to.

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                          • Bigblue1
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                            • Dec 2008
                            • 3923

                            #14
                            <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Gq01UYiMyHg&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="320" height="265"></embed>

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                            • CultLeaderLettuce
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                              • Nov 2009
                              • 97

                              #15
                              Originally posted by groverthesnake
                              nope........Ian Anderson (Jethro Tull), especially the grilled cheese
                              Let your lunch bring you songs from the wood....

                              Honestly, I think they look more like Charles Manson myself.

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