State of The Union 2010 Drinking Game

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  • sgreger1
    Member
    • Mar 2009
    • 9451

    State of The Union 2010 Drinking Game

    From the Huffington Post comes the official State of The Union 2010 drinking game! Anyone ready to get trashed?





    Event

    Obama says "let me be clear"
    =Do one shot

    Obama says "change isn't easy"
    =Do one shot

    Obama says "make no mistake"
    =Do one shot

    Obama says "Let me be clear, change isn't easy, make no mistake."
    =He's screwing with you to get you drunk, so five shots

    Joe Wilson yells something
    = Do two shots

    Obama yells back
    = Finish the bottle

    Obama says "jobs"
    = Do one shot, two if your unemployed

    Obama says "health care"
    =Do not drink, you will not be given a replacement liver

    Nancy Pelosi claps like a seal
    =Do one shot

    Obama uses the term "Congressional leadership"
    =Do two shots carefully as all that laughing will make it difficult to swallow

    Obama says he's "fighting for you"
    =Do one shot, two if you believe him


    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/0..._n_436932.html
  • LaZeR
    Member
    • Oct 2009
    • 3994

    #2
    if you add:

    Obama says: "And due to the previous administration, George Bush...."

    We will all be drunk and passed out with alcohol poisoning by 9:02pm EST

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    • sgreger1
      Member
      • Mar 2009
      • 9451

      #3
      Originally posted by LaZeR
      if you add:

      Obama says: "And due to the previous administration, George Bush...."

      We will all be drunk and passed out with alcohol poisoning by 9:02pm EST

      Hey hey hey LaZer, we're not trying to get anyone hurt here.

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      • tom502
        Member
        • Feb 2009
        • 8985

        #4
        I wish it was McCain up there.

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        • sgreger1
          Member
          • Mar 2009
          • 9451

          #5
          Originally posted by tom502
          I wish it was McCain up there.

          I look at it the opposite way. I am glad Obama came in, it gave everyone a reality check. I honestly don't believe Mccain would have been any better, Obama has adopted most of the things Mccain compaigned on, which is Ironic.

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          • tom502
            Member
            • Feb 2009
            • 8985

            #6
            I don't disagree. He preached change, yet we got more of the same, only worse.

            My real wish would be Ron Paul up there, then we'd have real change, and for the better.

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            • RedMacGregor
              Member
              • Dec 2009
              • 554

              #7
              i'm gonna need to make a liquor store run for that game

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              • sgreger1
                Member
                • Mar 2009
                • 9451

                #8
                Originally posted by tom502
                I don't disagree. He preached change, yet we got more of the same, only worse.

                My real wish would be Ron Paul up there, then we'd have real change, and for the better.

                You know a lot of people don't like Ron Paul for one reason or another, especially republicans like Beck and ORielly, but he has one thing that would get my vote: He calls it how he sees it, he is not worried about being PC, and he despises the fed and big government.

                If he runs he will have my vote in 2012

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                • Liandri
                  Member
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 604

                  #9
                  Originally posted by LaZeR
                  if you add:

                  Obama says: "And due to the previous administration, George Bush...."

                  We will all be drunk and passed out with alcohol poisoning by 9:02pm EST
                  Whoawhoawhoa I don't know if I can take that much booze within a 5 minute period.

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                  • texasmade
                    Member
                    • Jan 2009
                    • 4159

                    #10
                    Originally posted by sgreger1
                    Ron Paul

                    If he runs he will have my vote in 2012
                    mine as well

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                    • truthwolf1
                      Member
                      • Oct 2008
                      • 2696

                      #11
                      It is going to be a real tearjerker!

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                      • Roo
                        Member
                        • Jun 2008
                        • 3446

                        #12
                        This is funny. You could use the bottle cap instead of a shot glass and still get hammered. Hell even sips of beer instead of shots should get a good buzz going.

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                        • sgreger1
                          Member
                          • Mar 2009
                          • 9451

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Roo
                          This is funny. You could use the bottle cap instead of a shot glass and still get hammered. .

                          Lol, they did one each year for Bush too, using buzzwords like "terrosim, 9-11" etc but I think they should have used:

                          Every time he makes an incomplete sentence= 1 shot
                          Uses the word nuclear=1 shot
                          Looks like deer in headlights= 1 shot
                          Uses the words "missions" and "accomplished" in the same sentence= 10 shots because that's the only hope you have of feeling free again

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                          • snusjus
                            Member
                            • Jun 2008
                            • 2674

                            #14
                            Originally posted by texasmade
                            Originally posted by sgreger1
                            Ron Paul

                            If he runs he will have my vote in 2012
                            mine as well
                            Me too.

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                            • Liandri
                              Member
                              • Jul 2009
                              • 604

                              #15
                              sodrunk now

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