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  • Christi
    Member
    • Dec 2009
    • 2104

    Kids are driving me nuts

    They are so loud. Wish I had a mute button.
  • Premium Parrots
    Super Moderators
    • Feb 2008
    • 9758

    #2
    mute button=duct tape
    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





    I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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    • Christi
      Member
      • Dec 2009
      • 2104

      #3
      PP-no I have tried that then have to explain at church why they have the skin around their mouths ripped off! j/k

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      • Ainkor
        Member
        • Sep 2008
        • 1144

        #4
        Depends on the age, but I started going to the park as a kid solo or with a friend when I was 4. I know today is different, but that usually calmed all us kids down.

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        • WickedKitchen
          Member
          • Nov 2009
          • 2528

          #5
          just leave them at the church. Somebody will take care of them.

          j/k. I have the same thought occasionally because we don't watch much TV. Playing board games with a 4 and 6 year old is frustrating as sh*t. I usually pull the Tom Sawyer thing and get them to help me do chores or cook. We all get into it and make it sort of fun.

          If all else fails I give them a Thunder ESP and send them to bed. again...kidding...whiskey works better.

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          • tom502
            Member
            • Feb 2009
            • 8985

            #6
            I was going to say whiskey too.

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            • sagedil
              Member
              • Nov 2007
              • 7077

              #7
              At least here in NC, you can leave them at any fire station too, and no get in trouble.

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              • Christi
                Member
                • Dec 2009
                • 2104

                #8
                I ended up plugging my ears with my ipod...

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                • adm
                  Member
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 240

                  #9
                  Get some of those electric shock dog training collars. They work a treat.

                  Pretty soon, your kids will be sitting on command and fetching sticks.

                  Either that, or what works well for us is the threat of a "screen" ban - which encompasses all TVs, Xboxes, Wiis, DSes, etc, ect....

                  Or if none of those work.....there's always BabyTaser.

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                  • Owens187
                    Member
                    • Sep 2009
                    • 1547

                    #10
                    I need me one of them Baby Tasers. Screen ban does NOTHING with my 13 year old....

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                    • Liandri
                      Member
                      • Jul 2009
                      • 604

                      #11
                      Too loud?

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                      • Christi
                        Member
                        • Dec 2009
                        • 2104

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Liandri
                        Too loud?

                        That is how I roll. But some days it just does no good. Time outs only work on the baby.

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