They are so loud. Wish I had a mute button.
Kids are driving me nuts
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mute button=duct tapeGrant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......
I've been wrong lots of times. Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.
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just leave them at the church. Somebody will take care of them.
j/k. I have the same thought occasionally because we don't watch much TV. Playing board games with a 4 and 6 year old is frustrating as sh*t. I usually pull the Tom Sawyer thing and get them to help me do chores or cook. We all get into it and make it sort of fun.
If all else fails I give them a Thunder ESP and send them to bed. again...kidding...whiskey works better.
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Get some of those electric shock dog training collars. They work a treat.
Pretty soon, your kids will be sitting on command and fetching sticks.
Either that, or what works well for us is the threat of a "screen" ban - which encompasses all TVs, Xboxes, Wiis, DSes, etc, ect....
Or if none of those work.....there's always BabyTaser.
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