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  • wa3zrm
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    • May 2009
    • 4436

    #1

    Should you wack your wiener???

    People Ponder New Shape For Hot Dogs
    February 23, 2010

    The American Academy of Pediatrics said this week that foods such as hot dogs and chewing gum should have warning labels because they can pose a choking hazard to young children.

    Another suggestion was to change the shape, including finding a new look for hot dogs.

    But Eric Hummel, the marketing director for Hummel Brothers Meat Products, told National Public Radio that because of how a hot dog is made -- with a meat mixture pushed through an emulsifier -- there's really no other shape that could be used.

    He said that making a patty shape would basically be the same as grilling a thick piece of baloney and putting it on a bun.

    CNN's Jeanne Moos said that hot dogs got their distinctive shape because they were originally encased in sheep intestines. Now, they use either a natural casing, a collagen casing or a cellulose casing, Hummel said.

    One person had an idea for Moos that doesn't involve changing the shape of a culinary icon.

    "You know what parents need to do? They have to learn how to watch their kids. It's ridiculous. I've been eating hot dogs my whole life," he said.

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  • cj
    Member
    • Jul 2009
    • 1563

    #2
    this is just more of the nanny state what a bunch of shit heads how did we manage to survive with out them?????

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    • sheilalynn
      Member
      • May 2009
      • 1103

      #3
      Yup, make them sit down to eat instead of letting them run all over the house with food in hand. Set your foot down, don't budge, and they'll eventually get over it. Some of the stuff I see parents doing now just ticks me off...don't get me going on it :wink:

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      • Snusmun
        Member
        • Feb 2010
        • 359

        #4
        Wow what's next? Criminalizing fellatio due to the choking hazard?

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        • sheilalynn
          Member
          • May 2009
          • 1103

          #5
          Originally posted by Snusmun
          Wow what's next? Criminalizing fellatio due to the choking hazard?

          Well...I'll bet it IS easier to choke during fellatio than cunnilingus :P So men have nothing to worry about, it's us ladies that do the gagging, which means fellatio would never be made illegal as long as men have control of making the laws, hehe.

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          • snusjus
            Member
            • Jun 2008
            • 2674

            #6
            We should also ban water, since it poses a drowning hazard.

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            • Roo
              Member
              • Jun 2008
              • 3446

              #7
              Originally posted by snusjus
              We should also ban water, since it poses a drowning hazard.
              Or just change the shape of it

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              • wa3zrm
                Member
                • May 2009
                • 4436

                #8
                Originally posted by snusjus
                We should also ban water, since it poses a drowning hazard.
                I never drink the water! Fish f*** in it :!:
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                • LaZeR
                  Member
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 3994

                  #9
                  Originally posted by sheilalynn
                  Well...I'll bet it IS easier to choke during fellatio than cunnilingus :P So men have nothing to worry about, it's us ladies that do the gagging, which means fellatio would never be made illegal as long as men have control of making the laws, hehe.
                  Depends what's been going on down there or the time of the month.


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                  • sgreger1
                    Member
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 9451

                    #10
                    In other news: The House un-American Activities Committee has just issued a report warning that the communists will win if we change the shape of the meat involved in our favorite national fast time... hot dog eating.



                    That's right, baseball fans, hot dogs are better.

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                    • Premium Parrots
                      Super Moderators
                      • Feb 2008
                      • 9760

                      #11
                      Lazer........I swear bud..........you are as warped as me. geez
                      Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                      I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                      • Snusmun
                        Member
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 359

                        #12
                        Portions are a choking hazard too. What's next, prohibiting children from using snus? Adulterated craziness.

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                        • sgreger1
                          Member
                          • Mar 2009
                          • 9451

                          #13
                          Abolish deez nutz!

                          /choking hazard

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                          • lxskllr
                            Member
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 13435

                            #14


                            http://www.bighotdog.com/

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                            • CM
                              Member
                              • Apr 2009
                              • 329

                              #15
                              I'm really starting to think about turning into anarchist, this stuff is getting ridicilous, well..only in America. 8D

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