Build a Cabinet

[Snusmun]

If you could name your federal political dream team cabinet, who would you choose? (alive preferably).

I choose

President: Bill Moyers

Vice President: Michael Moore

Chief of Staff: Bill Maher

Secretary of State: Noam Chomsky

Press Secretary: Jon Stewart

Treasury Secretary: Ron Paul

Attorney General: Jerry Brown

Secretary of Defense: Wesley Clark

Surgeon General: Howard Dean

Ambassador to Liechtenstein: Dick Cheney

Ambassador to Darjeeling, India: Glenn Beck

White House Janitor: Joe Lieberman

White House Garden Manure Spreader: Sarah Palin

Chauffeur for White House Garden Manure Spreader: Rush Limbaugh

[texasmade]

President: Ron Paul

Vice President: Samuel L. Jackson

Chief of Staff: John Travolta (from Swordfish)

Press Secretary: Lewis Black

Treasury Secretary: Denzel Washington(from American Gangster)

Attorney General: Jon Stewart

Secretary of Defense: Matt Damon (from the Bourne movies)

Surgeon General: Ron White

Ambassador to Liechtenstein: Dick Cheney

White House Janitor: George W. Bush

White House Garden Manure Spreader: Sarah Palin

Chauffeur for White House Garden Manure Spreader: John McCain

[Snusmun]

yeah but I was being serious....

[texasmade]

I was too. this is how my mind works

[Snusmun]

Ok point taken...but typically it's good to have a Surgeon General that is an actual doctor, and an Attorney General that has been trained in the law.... :lol: Matt Damon? Jason Bourne maybe! (you edited.....ok...now I get it.)

[texasmade]

Ron White likes drinking...that's a damn fine surgeon general.

If my people ran the country we would be living a live action movie Produced/directed by Quentin Tarantino and Co-Produced/directed by Tom Clancy.


WIN imo

[Snusmun]

Sounds like the kind of death only Dick Cheney could imagine...

[texasmade]

Sounds like the kind of death only Dick Cheney could imagine...

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[chadizzy1]

Why has NOBODY said this?

Secretary of Defense...

CMON!

[texasmade]

Why has NOBODY said this?

Secretary of Defense...

CMON!

damn it chad.....

[f. bandersnatch]

Chuck Norris is suing the television franchise "law and order" on the grounds that those are the names of his right and left legs.

did you know Chuck Norris had sex before his dad did?

that my favorite one. but seriously, Tom Waits for president.

[Snusmun]

Tom Waits for president.

Yeah right! I've been listening to him for 20 years and he is brilliant as a musician and writer...but not quite presidential material. He lives in my area and I see him around from time to time....I've seen him so shitfaced that he could barely order a coffee...not really the guy you want to give the BIG keys to.

[f. bandersnatch]

Tom Waits for president.

Yeah right! I've been listening to him for 20 years and he is brilliant as a musician and writer...so obviously presidential material. He lives in my area and I see him around from time to time....I've seen him so shitfaced that he could barely order a coffee...so really just as effective as any other guy we give the BIG keys to.

There we go. I couldn't resist.

But really, you are right. I get it, there is no poetry in politics, and puking on legislation is not an acceptable way to veto it. Tom Waits would get nothing done.

[tom502]

Ron Paul as President, and Jesse Ventura as Vice President.
Judge Judy should be in there somewhere. Chuck Norris as secretary of defence. Dr. Robert Agatson as Surgeon General.

[visiON]

Dr.Gregory House for surgeon ftw!