Man shoots his own testicles

[wa3zrm]

Times-Herald staff report
Posted: 03/05/2010 01:03:52 AM PST
Updated: 03/05/2010 12:54:56 PM PST

A Vallejo teenager allegedly shot himself in the testicles Thursday afternoon, police said.

Police said the 17-year-old, whose name is being withheld because he's a minor, walked into Kaiser Permanente Vallejo Medical Center at about 5:45 p.m. with a gunshot wound.

The gun is still outstanding, police said, and the teen has not been cooperative.

http://www.mercurynews.com/ci_145197...nclick_check=1

[f. bandersnatch]

This happens more than you would think. My dad worked as a security guard out at the airport a long time ago, and one of the guards on his shift bought an automatic weapon of some kind and managed to shoot his nuts off multiple times trying to pull it out of his waistband. What a horrible way to go, or wind up in the paper, either way.

[Premium Parrots]

..... one of the guards on his shift bought an automatic weapon of some kind and managed to shoot his nuts off multiple times trying to pull it out of his waistband.

I would think that mullitple times would be, at the most, two times







unless hes a freak

[snusjus]

I'd prefer the gun over a hatchet (brings back painful memories of watching the Pain Olympics).

[f. bandersnatch]

I would think that mullitple times would be, at the most, two times

Just sounded funnier to me to say it that way.

But on a related topic, if you did have three balls, and you shot one of them off, would you feel more sad, or relieved?

I'd go with relieved. No more freak-nut.

[Roo]

I'd say that third ball makes you 50% more of a man. 4 balls? Twice the man than you are bandersnatch, you 2-baller. More of a sitting hazzard though, that's 100% more ball to sit on. :P

[Premium Parrots]

another downfall is that carrying that xtra weight all your life will result in a far saggier scrotum than normal, in your later years.



also, so much more to shave.

[Roo]

Yeah well, the darker the berry, the sweeter the juice.

[Condor]

what a jagoff

[wa3zrm]

another downfall is that carrying that xtra weight all your life will result in a far saggier scrotum than normal, in your later years.

also, so much more to shave.

:lol: :lol: Where do you come up with this shit??? :lol: :lol:

[Snusmun]

could not find a more poetic darwin awards winner...