Memo From the Boss

[wa3zrm]

Dear Employees:

As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%. But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.

So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change.......I gave it to them.

I will see the rest of you at the annual company picnic.

THE BOSS

[visiON]

Umm.. Were you in the lucky 60?

[cj]

LOL love it thats a good one but its true it has been done here in my state

[RRK]

Wow, sounds kinda illegal but I don't really know.

[f. bandersnatch]

Wow, sounds kinda illegal but I don't really know.

Yeah, that's workplace discrimination.
Not that I want to involve my self in a political debate of any kind, mind you.
But that's against the law.

[Paul]

isnt ironic that you can't lay off the people who made you come to that state?

[tom502]

I think it's a joke. It would be illegal. I guess they could do it, but they could not say it.

[texasmade]

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Black-...19349.html?x=0


A male voice came over the public-address system Sunday evening at a store in Washington Township, in southern New Jersey, and calmly announced: "Attention, Walmart customers: All black people, leave the store now."



...how's that for a memo

[Owens187]

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Black-people-must-leave-NJ-apf-1749619349.html?x=0


A male voice came over the public-address system Sunday evening at a store in Washington Township, in southern New Jersey, and calmly announced: "Attention, Walmart customers: All black people, leave the store now."



...how's that for a memo

Ive seen this, but I think it was actually a customer who did it. Theres videos on youtube of kids getting on the phones attached to poles in the isles, saying all kinds of stupid shit over the loudspeaker, and then running to a different isle before they are see.