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  • sgreger1
    Member
    • Mar 2009
    • 9451

    Tiger woods sexts released

    Featuring such classics as: "Next time i see you, you better beg and if you don't do it right i will slap, spank, bite and f*ck you till mercy.." etc. And everyone's favorite..."Have you ever had a golden shower done to you"


    http://deadspin.com/5496451/joslyn-j...-sext-messages
  • Premium Parrots
    Super Moderators
    • Feb 2008
    • 9759

    #2
    at the risk of sounding like I'm nieve.......Whats a DP? As in;

    Tiger:Sent: 04:53 PM 08/29/2009:
    I know you have tried every positing imaginable but what turns you on besides a dp
    Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





    I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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    • sgreger1
      Member
      • Mar 2009
      • 9451

      #3
      Double penetration lol I can draw you a picture if you like

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      • Premium Parrots
        Super Moderators
        • Feb 2008
        • 9759

        #4
        you might have to...........


        how can you double penetrate unless you were luky enough to have been born with two weiners? And that would be quite annoying. I have enough problems keeping the one I have out of trouble.
        Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





        I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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        • LaZeR
          Member
          • Oct 2009
          • 3994

          #5
          Originally posted by Premium Parrots
          you might have to...........


          how can you double penetrate unless you were luky enough to have been born with two weiners? And that would be quite annoying. I have enough problems keeping the one I have out of trouble.
          A guy lays on his back. Girl positions on top ala backwards missionary. Another dude gets on top the girl making her into a bit of "meat" in the middle of the sandwiches. The penises are obviously lined up for vaginal & anal OR double vaginal / double anal. Balls might touch though and in that case you might be ghey. - not saying there is nothing wrong with that or anything, just not my cup of tea.

          I hope this explains it.

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          • Premium Parrots
            Super Moderators
            • Feb 2008
            • 9759

            #6
            :shock:

            thanks ............but the visual is a bit overwhelming and somewhat disturbing. lol
            Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





            I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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            • sgreger1
              Member
              • Mar 2009
              • 9451

              #7
              In the following 3 messages he details how he wants to have a threesome or 4 some with some trusted friends of hers.

              I bet they wrecked that chick

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              • MrAbstracto
                Member
                • Dec 2008
                • 389

                #8
                maybe tiger was talking about the other DP: Donkey Punching. (look it up)

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                • Premium Parrots
                  Super Moderators
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 9759

                  #9
                  Originally posted by MrAbstracto
                  maybe tiger was talking about the other DP: Donkey Punching. (look it up)

                  I looked it up. Heres a video with a clear explanation


                  <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9AN6_naENmU&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed>
                  Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                  I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                  • sgreger1
                    Member
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 9451

                    #10
                    If you liked the donkey punch, you may also enjoy these classics:

                    The cleaveland Steamer
                    The chili dog
                    The glass ceiling
                    The dirty sanchez

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                    • Owens187
                      Member
                      • Sep 2009
                      • 1547

                      #11
                      Originally posted by acidrain69
                      Pics or it didn't happen!
                      LMAO!!! :lol:

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                      • Bigblue1
                        Banned Users
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 3923

                        #12
                        "awwww, poooor bill-ey"

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                        • Ainkor
                          Member
                          • Sep 2008
                          • 1144

                          #13
                          Originally posted by sgreger1
                          If you liked the donkey punch, you may also enjoy these classics:

                          The cleaveland Steamer
                          The chili dog
                          The glass ceiling
                          The dirty sanchez
                          How about:

                          The Polish double stuff

                          The French connection

                          The G.I. Jane

                          Obamacare

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                          • Premium Parrots
                            Super Moderators
                            • Feb 2008
                            • 9759

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Ainkor
                            Originally posted by sgreger1
                            If you liked the donkey punch, you may also enjoy these classics:

                            The cleaveland Steamer
                            The chili dog
                            The glass ceiling
                            The dirty sanchez
                            How about:

                            The Polish double stuff

                            The French connection

                            The G.I. Jane

                            Obamacare
                            isn't Obamacare like where the whole country simply gets f**ked?
                            Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                            I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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                            • Ainkor
                              Member
                              • Sep 2008
                              • 1144

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Premium Parrots
                              Originally posted by Ainkor
                              Originally posted by sgreger1
                              If you liked the donkey punch, you may also enjoy these classics:

                              The cleaveland Steamer
                              The chili dog
                              The glass ceiling
                              The dirty sanchez
                              How about:

                              The Polish double stuff

                              The French connection

                              The G.I. Jane

                              Obamacare
                              isn't Obamacare like where the whole country simply gets f**ked?
                              Depends on which way you swing. It may be exactly what you want or more akin to a prison date with Bubba.

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