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  • texasmade
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    • Jan 2009
    • 4159

    THE SNUSELATIONS

    [Snu 17:18] And the member which thou sawest is that great forum, which reigneth over the members of the snusworld.

    [Snu 18:1] And after these things I saw another Mod come down from Snusland, having great power; and the earth was lightened with his glory.

    [Snu 18:2] And he cried mightily with a strong voice, saying, SnusOn Mod the great is fallen, is fallen, and is become the habitation of devils, and the hold of every foul spirit, and a cage of every unclean and hateful bird(except PP, He haveth clean birds).

    [Snu 18:3] For all members have drunk of the wine of the wrath of his fornication, and the members of the snusworld have committed fornication with him, and the webstores of the snusworld are waxed rich through the abundance of his delicacies.

    [Snu 18:4] And I heard another voice from Snusland, saying, Come out of him, my people, that ye be not partakers of his sins, and that ye receive not of his plagues.

    [Snu 18:5] For his sins have reached unto Snusland, and SnuGod hath remembered his iniquities.

    [Snu 18:6] Reward him even as he rewarded you, and double unto his double according to his works: in the cup which he hath filled fill to his double.

    [Snu 18:7] How much he hath glorified himself, and lived deliciously, so much torment and sorrow give him: for he saith in his heart, I sit a kind, and am no widower, and shall see no sorrow.

    [Snu 18:8] Therefore shall his plagues come in one day, death, and mourning, and famine; and he shall be utterly burned with fire: for strong is the SnusLord SnuGod who judgeth him.

    [Snu 18:9] And the members of the snusworld, who have committed fornication and lived deliciously with him, shall bewail him, and lament for him, when they shall see the smoke of him burning,

    [Snu 18:10] Standing afar off for the fear of his torment, saying, Alas, alas that great Mod of SnusOn, that mighty Mod! for in one hour is thy judgment come.

    [Snu 18:11] And the webstores of the snusworld shall weep and mourn over him; for no man buyeth their merchandise any more:

    [Snu 18:12] The merchandise of moist oral tobacco and off drow ground tobacco for the nasal cavity,

    [Snu 18:13] And cinnamon flavors, and offputting odours, and flavoring ointments.

    [Snu 18:14] And the posts that thy soul lusted after are departed from thee, and all things which were dainty and goodly are departed from thee, and thou shalt find them no more at all.

    [Snu 18:15] The webstores of these things, which were made rich by him, shall stand afar off for the fear of his torment, weeping and wailing,

    [Snu 18:16] And saying, Alas, alas that SnusOn Mod, that was clothed in fine linen, and purple, and scarlet, and decked with gold, and precious stones, and pearls!

    [Snu 18:17] For in one hour so great riches is come to nought. And every supplier, and all the company in forums, and members, and as many as trade by web, stood afar off,

    [Snu 18:18] And cried when they saw the smoke of him burning, saying, What Mod is like unto this great SnusOn Mod!

    [Snu 18:19] And they cast dust on their heads, and cried, weeping and wailing, saying, Alas, alas that great SnusOn Mod, wherein were made rich all that had snus in the lip by reason of his costliness! for in one hour is he made desolate.

    [Snu 18:20] Rejoice over him, thou Snusland, and ye holy apostles and prophets; for SnuGod hath avenged you on him.

    [Snu 18:21] And a mighty angel took up a stone like a great millstone, and cast it into the sea, saying, Thus with violence shall that great SnusOn Mod be thrown down, and shall be found no more at all.

    [Snu 18:22] And the voice of bloggers, and posters, and of snusers, and webstores, shall be heard no more at all in thee; and no craftsman, of whatsoever craft he be, shall be found any more in thee; and the sound of a millstone shall be heard no more at all in thee;

    [Snu 18:23] And the light of a candle shall shine no more at all in thee; and the voice of the snubie and of the snus vet shall be heard no more at all in thee: for thy webstores were the great suppliers of the snusworld; for by thy sorceries were all members deceived.

    [Snu 18:24] And in him was found the blood of members, and of posters, and of all that were slain upon the snusworld.

    [Snu 19:1] And after these things I heard a great voice of much people in Snusland, saying, Alleluia; Salvation, and glory, and honour, and power, unto the SnusLord our SnuGod:

    [Snu 19:2] For true and righteous are SnuGod's judgments: for SnuGod hath judged the great whore, which did corrupt the snusworld with his fornication, and hath avenged the blood of SnuGod's servants at his hand.
  • Veganpunk
    Member
    • Jun 2009
    • 5381

    #2
    Where do you come up with this stuff?!?!

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    • texasmade
      Member
      • Jan 2009
      • 4159

      #3
      Originally posted by Veganpunk
      Where do you come up with this stuff?!?!

      Shhhh prophesy comes from the one true SnuGod

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      • JPono
        Member
        • Sep 2009
        • 415

        #4
        Originally posted by texasmade
        Originally posted by Veganpunk
        Where do you come up with this stuff?!?!

        Shhhh prophesy comes from the one true SnuGod
        :lol:

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        • sgreger1
          Member
          • Mar 2009
          • 9451

          #5
          This snusgate thing just got Biblical 8)

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          • texasmade
            Member
            • Jan 2009
            • 4159

            #6
            more prophesy has been added...

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            • Snusdog
              Member
              • Jun 2008
              • 6752

              #7
              Hey do think there is a possibility that the proph could work in a winning lotto number?





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              When it's my time to go, I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my uncle did....... Not screaming in terror like his passengers

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              • texasmade
                Member
                • Jan 2009
                • 4159

                #8
                Originally posted by Snusdog
                Hey do think there is a possibility that the proph could work in a winning lotto number?





                .
                The Prophetic Snussiah is getting a feeling....


                45 - 13 - 24 - 06 - 09


                and....

                37

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                • sheilalynn
                  Member
                  • May 2009
                  • 1103

                  #9
                  Originally posted by texasmade
                  Originally posted by Snusdog
                  Hey do think there is a possibility that the proph could work in a winning lotto number?





                  .
                  The Prophetic Snussiah is getting a feeling....


                  45 - 13 - 24 - 06 - 09


                  and....

                  37
                  I prefer 4...8...15...16...23...42 myself 8)

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                  • Veganpunk
                    Member
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 5381

                    #10
                    Originally posted by sheilalynn
                    Originally posted by texasmade
                    Originally posted by Snusdog
                    Hey do think there is a possibility that the proph could work in a winning lotto number?





                    .
                    The Prophetic Snussiah is getting a feeling....


                    45 - 13 - 24 - 06 - 09


                    and....

                    37
                    I prefer 4...8...15...16...23...42 myself 8)
                    Lost FTW!!!

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                    • sheilalynn
                      Member
                      • May 2009
                      • 1103

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Veganpunk
                      Originally posted by sheilalynn
                      I prefer 4...8...15...16...23...42 myself 8)
                      Lost FTW!!!
                      Boo-ya for Lost!

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                      • texasmade
                        Member
                        • Jan 2009
                        • 4159

                        #12
                        Originally posted by sheilalynn
                        Originally posted by Veganpunk
                        Originally posted by sheilalynn
                        I prefer 4...8...15...16...23...42 myself 8)
                        Lost FTW!!!
                        Boo-ya for Lost!






                        a tribute to sheilalynn and her love for snakes :lol:

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                        • Bigblue1
                          Banned Users
                          • Dec 2008
                          • 3923

                          #13
                          OOOOh man I'm dying here. That's some funny snakes....

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                          • GoVegan
                            Member
                            • Oct 2009
                            • 5603

                            #14
                            Not funny at all! Looks like a a rape or a type of forced sex pic with the look on her face. If anything, its a sad representation of human nature at it's absolute worst.

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                            • Bigblue1
                              Banned Users
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 3923

                              #15
                              Maybe she's acting, or afraid of snakes......

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