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  • sgreger1
    Member
    • Mar 2009
    • 9451

    #31
    !!!!!!!!!!!!!

    KILL IT WITH FIRE!


    They float around waiting to drift onto higher land, and they all rotate around at regular intervals so no one ant is spending too much time underwater.

    HUMANS ARE NOT SMART ENOUGH TO DO THIS! THE ANTS ARE COMING! BURN EVERYTHING DOWN!

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    • ladysnus
      Member
      • Mar 2009
      • 601

      #32
      why in the hell did I click on this thread while reading in frickin bed! Now I'm itching all over and completly creeped out :? I'm a freak about all bugs. I could tell stories that would have you laughing for days! Darnit Sheila, bleh, ewwwww!

      I hope your ok and not tramatized forever.

      praying for ya, you don't need Lymes disease and Lupus

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      • LaZeR
        Member
        • Oct 2009
        • 3994

        #33
        Originally posted by ladysnus
        why in the hell did I click on this thread while reading in frickin bed!...
        I'm sorry. I tried so hard to go offtopic.

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        • sheilalynn
          Member
          • May 2009
          • 1103

          #34
          Originally posted by ladysnus
          why in the hell did I click on this thread while reading in frickin bed! Now I'm itching all over and completly creeped out :? I'm a freak about all bugs. I could tell stories that would have you laughing for days! Darnit Sheila, bleh, ewwwww!

          I hope your ok and not tramatized forever.

          praying for ya, you don't need Lymes disease and Lupus
          Note to self...never read snuson in bed, hehe

          Bugs suck! I'm still getting the creepy-crawlies even after a few days after "tick-gate" :wink: My dad wonders why I haven't gone to Florida yet...well gee Dad, keep reminding me about the fire ants, palmetto bugs, huge spiders, roaches, and all 50 million other strange species of crawly things down there! :P

          If deer ticks are the only ones that transmit Lyme, then I'm not worried about that since this one was definitely too big to be a deer tick. Probably should have the hubby check my scalp for anything weird looking though, just in case.

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          • desirexe
            Member
            • Feb 2008
            • 1170

            #35
            Just visited that website about the floating ball o' ants which reminded me of this one time in Alabama. I was driving through the se part of AL which sucks, you can drive for miles with no businesses in sight. I had to pee so bad that I pulled off onto a dirt road and jumped out of the car and found a nice hidden spot to squat down. I had drank a ton of water so I had to really go. Anyway, I felt the sharp stinging sensation all over one of my feet (had flip flops on) and noticed a bunch of fire ants on me. I couldn't stop peeing but I was freaking out and jumping around, while still squatting. I ended up peeing all over myself! I finally made it back to the car, wet and miserable with like 20 bites and had to continue on for another 25 miles before coming up on a CVS to get some ant bite relief stuff! I hate ants!!!

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            • sheilalynn
              Member
              • May 2009
              • 1103

              #36
              Originally posted by desirexe
              Just visited that website about the floating ball o' ants which reminded me of this one time in Alabama. I was driving through the se part of AL which sucks, you can drive for miles with no businesses in sight. I had to pee so bad that I pulled off onto a dirt road and jumped out of the car and found a nice hidden spot to squat down. I had drank a ton of water so I had to really go. Anyway, I felt the sharp stinging sensation all over one of my feet (had flip flops on) and noticed a bunch of fire ants on me. I couldn't stop peeing but I was freaking out and jumping around, while still squatting. I ended up peeing all over myself! I finally made it back to the car, wet and miserable with like 20 bites and had to continue on for another 25 miles before coming up on a CVS to get some ant bite relief stuff! I hate ants!!!
              Maybe they're like jellyfish stings...try peeing on the ants next time, hehe

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              • daruckis
                Member
                • Jul 2009
                • 2277

                #37
                Originally posted by desirexe
                Just visited that website about the floating ball o' ants which reminded me of this one time in Alabama. I was driving through the se part of AL which sucks, you can drive for miles with no businesses in sight. I had to pee so bad that I pulled off onto a dirt road and jumped out of the car and found a nice hidden spot to squat down. I had drank a ton of water so I had to really go. Anyway, I felt the sharp stinging sensation all over one of my feet (had flip flops on) and noticed a bunch of fire ants on me. I couldn't stop peeing but I was freaking out and jumping around, while still squatting. I ended up peeing all over myself! I finally made it back to the car, wet and miserable with like 20 bites and had to continue on for another 25 miles before coming up on a CVS to get some ant bite relief stuff! I hate ants!!!
                dude fire ants not only bite, but they like latch on with their jaws while swinging their ass back and forth repeatedly stinging you. so gnarly.

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                • Premium Parrots
                  Super Moderators
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 9758

                  #38
                  Originally posted by daruckis
                  dude fire ants not only bite, but they like latch on with their jaws while swinging their ass back and forth repeatedly stinging you. so gnarly.

                  I dated a girl like that once.
                  Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying......





                  I've been wrong lots of times.  Lots of times I've thought I was wrong only to find out that I was right in the beginning.


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