I went to this big liquor store today, because I wanted this flavored beer, there are a few brands, one is called Tilt. I had 2 brands before, and I liked it. I know one of them had some energy stuff in it, and they reminded me of a malt liquor lagar with Tang in them, but anyway, I liked it. So, I am looking all over for these, and not seeing them, so I ask this woman working there, and she didn't know what I meant, then she remembered, and she had a sorta attitude, and said "we refuse to carry them, we will not carry them" in a kinda huffy way, and I'm all cool, and I said "why?", and she said it's because the children think they are energy drinks and don't realize they have alcohol in them, and they accidentally once sold one to a minor. Sheesh. So, I went to the grocery and got a 12 of Steel Reserve and a cheap knockoff of Tang, and thought I'd just make my own.
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Steel Reserve and Tang. Would that be an extra ghetto Brass Monkey? You should put some in a champaigne flute and serve your girlfriend a "mimosa" in bed. That would get you some tail for sure. -
Originally posted by Roo
Omg there is so much win in this sentence lol.
Tilt is cool, I like the energy drink/liquor mixed drinks. Thats their bad for not knowing what products contain alcohol and selling it to a minor.Comment
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Re: "the children" grrrrrr
[quote="tom502"]I went to this big liquor store today, and they accidentally once sold one to a minor. quote]
Every liqour store around here has a sign that says you have to be 21 to enter....so that's their fault if they are dumbasses like that and sold to a minorComment
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Yeah, I agree.
This Tang Reserve is the shiznit!Comment
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If I hear the phrase "for the children" one more ******* time I'm going to **** ********* *** ******** *********.
Whew... that feels better.Comment
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Yes, lets outlaw or tax anything that may be harmful for "the children". Then we can all get back to nature and find ourselves since we will all be living in the rainforest with no technology of any kind.
You know whats bad for the children? Congress, and the pope. Lets outlaw both?Comment
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I tell ya what, I've had 4 Tang Reserves and I am bouncing off the walls.Comment
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Originally posted by sgreger1
air. dhmo. oh noes.Comment
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AwesomeOriginally posted by sgreger1Comment
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh2sWSVRrmo
Too many idiots like Mrs. Lovejoy in this country. Honestly, if someone who works in a freakin package store can't tell the difference between Tilt and Rockstar they are too stupid to live.
As for energy drink and liquor combos, I'll stick with Red Bull and vodka.Comment
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Nobody has ever said it better... Heard it live twice...
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/audio/play/704824/Comment
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Tang and Steel Reserve? :shock:
/holycrapyougottabe****ingkiddingme
It don't get no more ghetto than that...Comment
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Originally posted by CivilizedRedneck
ROFL I Love It!
CGComment
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dude, luckily they didnt have it, or you would be even more pissed after i told you that about a year ago, federal law mandated that sparks and tilt remove all the caffeine, taurine, guarana, and all that good energy drink shit. see this old/new sparks label comparison.
the same goes for tilt. nowadays its just kool aid tasting beer.Comment
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